That isn't how you do that

or maybe it just doesn't work for me

Are you there yet?

Because I'm thinking about someone else

someone I can never have

Are you...

thinking about a boy?

Are you there yet?

You're bruising me everywhere

and I can't breathe through your shoulder

No, I'm not laughing at it,

I'm laughing at you

because you're somewhere else

Are you thinking of boys?

Boys in leather?

Are you there yet?

Chest farts and slip-outs

Sticky sweat and fake noises

Would you rather be

stuck to a boy?

A boy in leather?

Maybe if I flipped over...

Are you there yet?

I'm not anywhere near there

What am I thinking about?

You with sticky boys in leather?

Are you there yet?