Title: The Ballads of Mr. Life
Rating: K+
Author’s Note: This was written by my good friend, Mat. He wrote another poem, titled “The Invisible Boy”. I loved this one especially and I sincerely hope that you will too.

They call me Mr. Life. Did you know that my knife thin lips want to say hello to Mr. Day?

Mr. Day walks over with Miss Night on his shoulder, wearing midnight scarves that try to hide a boulder.

Boulder’s name is Day Jr. Not the brightest of the bunch. If you wanna see his future then I’ll give you a hunch.

He’ll try to follow Daddy’s footsteps but he’ll over compensate. Global warming will start to rise and this is baby’s fate.

Baby kills the men and monkeys. Baby kills the human too, because Mr. Day didn’t show him what to do.

Mr. Day and Miss Night, please teach him what to do. We’re all gonna die because of parents like you.

Teach the baby how to live for it’s not up to him. His generation sucks and it’s filled with evil sins.

Take my pure advice, Mr. Day and Mistress Night, if you still wish to see omni face of Mr. Life.