What the Harry Potter Characters Think of… Jalek

Students

Cedric Diggory-

I shared some classes with him. He wasn’t one of my usual friends, but I didn’t dislike him. He was good with his magic, even did his NEWTS. But he made some “dead Diggory” jokes. Eh, I can’t be too mad, though, I’m dead.

Cho Chang-

We shared classes, and were in the same house, but I was far too busy mourning the death of Cedric, and flirting with Harry Potter. MY POOR CEDDIE!! *wails uncontrollably*

Luna Lovegood-

Ah, Jalek... he was a good friend, he didn't make fun of me. We had the most amazing conversations about Blibbering Humdingers one night. He was one of few students who had respect for the Quibbler in the school... *floats away with a dreamy gaze*

Marietta Edgecombe (aka the sneaky boil faced bimbo)-

Cho’s completely lying. She fucked Jalek in the bathroom at the Yule Ball, and she visited his bed in the boys dorm quite often. She didn’t want anyone knowing she was a cheating slut.

I liked him, he was a badass who ruffled feathers. He was at most of the Ravenclaw parties, and let me tell you, he was the ultimate drug *smirks* (Eww… boil face…).

Fred and George Weasly-

Fred: He was a right smart guy, a bit of a Slytherin git though.

George: He was alright, after he graduated. We’d never been seen frolicking with a Slytherin after class. He brought from our shop more than once, big order’s too. Our Skeeving Snackboxes were definitely put to good use.

Percy Weasly-

That atrocious young man. I’m surprised the Minister of Magic never took away his rings Yet, somehow, he always loop-holed his way out of punishment. He’s a rabble-rouser second only to Harry Potter.

Ginny Weasly-

He was a higher grade; I remember he dodged the receiving end of my bat-boogey hex. He was the first (and only) person I’ve ever seen do it. I didn’t mind, I was too impressed to be angry.

Ron Weasly-

Jalek, humph… I doubt everything that I hear about him. I’ve heard everything from him and Hermione, to him and Harry. Come on, I don’t get how so many people are in to him for no real reason!! (Davi: Sorry Ron, it’s all true, lol)

Neville Longbottom-

Jalek *looks around nervously* He terrifies me… One day, he gave me a look in the hallways *shudder* *Jalek walks by, all the color drains from Neville’s face, and he trembles*

Hermione Granger-

Uh, Jalek… An utter rapscallion if I ever met one. He is completely wild, and always in to some sort of chaos. I absolutely detest him.

Pavarti Patil-

Oh quit it, Granger *grabs Hermione’s schedule* What about when you had Jalek all over your schedule with little hearts.

Hermione Granger-

Give that back, you bloody slag!

Pavarti Patil-

You’re just mad that he shagged your throat so hard you couldn’t talk for a week. Jalek, while you’re on the subject of him, tell him he can Apperate my way anytime *giggles and makes flirty eyes*

Draco Malfoy-

I completly abhor Jalek. Within one of our first meetings, he fought with me. It was something in between Muggle dueling and Wizard dueling. I’m not sure exactly what happened, but I woke up with Madame Pompfrey standing over me. I thought it was wise not to get involved in another unfair fight (DracoSpeak for: I’m too chicken shit to try for a rematch)

Davi:

Jalek, whoo! He’s a mean, sick, twisted individual, and that’s what I like about him. It’s hard to explain exactly what it is about him, I just hope he doesn’t want to kill me for being a dork, lol.

Payne:

We’re like the same person in two separate bodies. We’ve had some good times together.

Blaise Zambini-

Truth be told, I quite like the fellow. He was different from others, not just being American, his style was unique unto itself, and his violent streak was amazing. I really thought was cool he never asked about my past, or my mum. Then again, he was busy with all the mayhem around the school.

Pansy Parkinson-

I didn’t like that he fought my Draky-poo. Well, at least, I didn’t think I did; that was until the day I was bending over to get a scroll out of my bag for Potions, when I heard a strange rubbing sound. Before I knew it, *WHACK!* He’d slapped my bum so hard, my eyes welled. I’m still not sure, but I really think we did it after that, and it was good *smiles*

Draco-

Pansy, not you too!!

Pansy-

Darling, it’s not what you think, he just screwed me silly.

Draco-

I’LL GET YOU YET, JALEK!!!

Lucuis Malfoy-

Ah, Jalek… he’s the one that got the upper hand on my son. I like him, he knocked Draco down a peg or two, and his ideas were brilliant. I hadn’t heard anything like them, and some even scared me. Me, a Death Eater, scared. I thought he would completely join the Dark Lord, I’m not sure if he did, though. He wasn’t against us, so I wasn’t against him.

Narcissa Malfoy-

Jalek, he’s not Draco’s friend as far as I know. He seems to be quite the fireball. I remember he was the first interrogator that I saw not use the Cruciatus Curse. I had to leave the room after a few minutes to throw up. I’d never seen that much blood, or heard screams quite that piercing. The Muggle lover gave in not long after too.

Bellatrix LeStrange-

I thought the Dark Lord was the last word on dark magic; that was, until I met Jalek. I had heard of Mages, of course (we studied them in Hogwarts), but actually seeing one fight was a sight to behold. He actually caved a man’s face in with one blow. It was amazing. I was also wrong about most kinky lover I could have.

Mwahaha. There was definitely more to non-vanilla sex than Lord Voldemort, and he carved its mark into my thigh.

Headmaster Dumbledore-

Jalek? *shakes his head slowly* The Weasly twins had nothing on the pure audacity that he had. His antics we like none the Halls of Hogwarts had ever seen, nor would ever se again. One particularly eventful day included dousing Professor Flitwick with blood and getting him chased my threshals, fireballs in the Great Hall, and wizard lice in Hagrid’s beard. Jalek spent so much time in my office, he helped my pick out candy for my dish.

Professor Snape-

He was one of few students in my house that caused trouble for me. A lot of other teachers found reason to take away house points because of what his antics. I made a deal with him, to keep most of the drama out of our house. It didn’t really work, he when he did nothing against school rules, things went down oddly. In his third year, he dueled a sixth year. The poor boy had to be sent to Madame Pompfrey to have his ears grown back. I wouldn’t admit it to anyone else, but it was quite amusing.

Professor McGonagol-

Oh, that outlandish young man! His behavior was absolutely abysmal. He epitomized everything that I disliked about Slytherin house. I will admit, his transfigurations were above average, except with living creatures. I remember excusing from any live organism transformations after the poison rose incident. I would have hated it to happen again.

Fenrir Greyback-

Grr… I didn’t much like him. He was a blend of wizard and vampire. I was him eat an entire box of blood lollipops on a dare. The only redeemable quality he was had was his personality. Wait, no, he used magic, still hate him.

Professor Flitwick-

Ah, Jalek. He's quite the example of a Ravenclaw, much like myself.

Voldemort-

At first, I wasn’t sure if I should believe all the things that I heard about Jalek. Then I met him. He wasn’t into the purification of wizadry, but there was nothing about him that screamed “mud blood”. I remember getting angry that he called me a “cheese wheel”. Who calls people cheese wheels?? I liked him a lot though, he’s a great guy to hang out with, destroying cities, unleashing zombie potions on unsuspecting masses; you know downtime.

Harry Potter-

There’s not much I can say about Jalek that other’s probably haven’t said. First I grouped him up with all the other students. Then I saw him fight Draco, and he was pushed up in my mind. I didn’t think about him for a while, until he saw me quite upset near the statue of the One-Eyed witch. In the end, he showed me some thing’s truly worthy of tears, and it was amazing. Umbridge thought she left her mark on me with her sick quill; it was nothing compared to a Saturday in the Room of Requirment with Jalek *soft smirk*