Movie Maker chose to act up for me on several very important or coincidentally bad occasions. Like…

When you want to add special effects other than film grade and multi-color flashing.

When it refuses to close after long nights of editing with your mother screaming at your door “GO-DDA BED SONNI!!” and then closes on you. Without letting you save first. And the autosave being overloaded.

When your best friend is standing behind you screeching with a megaphone, pretending she’s a director, because it skips when avi files are used.

When you want to beat that weird schizo chick on YouTube who has slightly more account views than you by making a video of your cat taking a bath REMIXED, but it refuses to save the file to your computer in a YouTube approved format.

When your older brother who lives away in New Jersey wants you to help him edit some project for class with cool audio and DJ screeches, but the dammed program isn’t equipped with audio editing advanced enough to do more than cutting mp3 tracks.

Last of all…when you have to do a slideshow for your science final about the cell osmosis, and it has saved not your slideshow, but the crack movie your best friend made for you on her Sony Vegas something or whatother that contains nothing but illegally downloaded materials she got from various torrent sites. And your teacher gives you a look. A look that in your head reads “I wonder if Sonni gots some pr0nz on dat comp…” In which you rush home to delete the masses of Heroes and Cutie Honey episodes on your hard drive.

I know, I know, you’re all thinking ‘O RLY?’

Well I say ‘YA RLY!! RLY INDEED!!’

That is why Windows Movie Maker will ruin your life, my friends. Seriously, stop buying Twilight paraphernalia and save up to buy Sony Vegas or some other thing that’s not made for gradeschoolers.

And take it from me. I’m pretty sure Cutie Honey episodes are illegal everywhere.

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Author Note: This was a mishmash of various stories I’ve heard people say about their bad experiences with WMM compiled into a bad oneshot, as a clarification for potential reviwers. :D And the Cutie Honey thing…I read that on one someone’s LiveJournal. O.O But yeah, the only reason I bash WMM is cuz its reeeeeeaaaaally bad for making AMVs. :D