How To Get Along With Women

Boys will be boys

With games and toys.

But who can find the art

Of arousing special joys

In a woman’s heart?

Who can mist her eye

And draw a loving sigh

Until she gives her all

For a tender good-bye

Or an unexpected call?

It’s really very simple when

You study the mystery feminine

As fairly as you can.

To get along with women

It helps to be a man.

(And girls, that goes both ways.)