Chuke:

I barfed,
(La la!)
Myself.
(La la!)
And now I can't taste anything else
Because I
(La la!)
Barfed myself.
(La ah!)
What am I supposed to do?

I barfed myself
And now it stinks
And I'll barf again if I smell it me thinks
And the sinks clogged up,
There's not a toilet in sight!
Oh good Golly just look at my plight!

I barfed myself
And the shame is thick
Because I'm in school
And now the tile's slick
So I slip and slide
And I scream to myself
As if someone's died
But by the time I've quite my cryin'
I'm lyin' on the floor all covered with the food I scarfed
Yesterday!
Yucky yesterday!

Is it fair
That I've got it in my hair?
And I can't do a damn thing
About those disgusted grins.

They mock me mommy!
Please clean up my vommy!
Oh wait, she's in a retirment home…ee

I blew,
(la la!)
Soggy chunks.
(La la!)
And now I can't taste anything else
Because I
(La la)
Blew chunks.
(La ah!)
What the hell's a teacher to do?