Equal Opportunity

War painted her face and went cruising

for a new conquest. Selecting

Peace Virgin; so virile and handsome.

She salivated at his innocence.

“Hi. Come here often?”

“Don’t be coy. I know who you are.”

“Oh? Then, shall we do it?”

“You aren’t quite what I expected.”

“And that was..?”

“Something more…masculine.”

“How naive. War must be female.

Why else would men be attracted to it?”

“What about Women’s and Gay Rights?”

“So I’ll be a hermaphrodite.”