Gum In My Hair

I don't know if you're in love with me

You've said it

Ever so romantically

Taken me out to dinner

And we've gone dancing

But you've never pulled my pigtails

Or

Put gum in my hair

Pushed me down into the dirt

Called me gross

Or

Icky

So

I don't know

If you're in love with me

You've never put a frog or a snake on my desk.

Or

Stood clinging to the wall for dear life

At the Eighth Grade Dance

Thinking that I looked lovely

But, praying to God

That I wouldn't ask you to dance.

You've never made fun of me

For being a girl

Or tossed spitballs at me

On my way home from school

You've taken me out to dinner

We've waltzed

But, how do I know you love me

Because there are so many things

That you haven't done

That boys are supposed to!