Hey, hey, guess who's back?

It's me, can't you tell Jack?

Now it's seems like it's been some time

Since I wrote down some stupid rhyme.

So I felt it was time to reappear

To make my thoughts disappear.

With time comes change, of course, of course,

Some good, some bad, all with vicious force.

I'm not the same boy I was back then.

I think, but I could be wrong just like back then.

At least that creepy demon is no longer in my head

Now that he's gone I think I'll name him Fred.

No, I'm not insane from pure depravity,

Go ahead, do it, test my sanity?

I know that two plus two equals fish

Now baby, is my reward a French kiss?

To my old fans who have me as a fav,

You might notice some small change.

Mainly there are finally some rhymes,

As without them it's considered a crime

To stupid little people online.

Hurt? Well's here's your stupid little dime.

Oh no, oh no!

This is now getting too long: do'h!

I now have to bid adieu

To all of you.

I can't afford to get a bad review

As it makes me quite blue.