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THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
Author's Note: This is still a work in progress, so the updates might not be that often. I'm sort of working on a couple of short stories, too... Depends on what gets finished first. Anyway... um, this is slash, and it's kinda graphic (sexually), right from the start. Also, there are sections of chat-speak... I try to make it not too horrendous. Just read it and see if it bugs you. I hope you like it.
CHAPTER ONE
GEMINI_MINUS1: wut r u doing?
FIGUREITOUT: watching porn & touching myself
GEMINI_MINUS1: ooh yummy.
FIGUREITOUT: mm hmmm.... i fuckin love red-heads.
GEMINI_MINUS1: redheads... ha ha muscles or thin guys?
FIGUREITOUT: well muscles yeah fuckin body builders.
FIGUREITOUT: oh man i would love it if some hot muscular body-builder would blow me.
GEMINI_MINUS1: awww.... yeah you're makin me hot...
FIGUREITOUT: fuck r u touchin urself now?
GEMINI_MINUS1: yeah... yeah....
FIGUREITOUT: oh fuck.... i wanna touch ur chest, rub my hands down ur happy trail...
GEMINI_MINUS1: oh yeah... and i want u2 touch me
FIGUREITOUT: my cock is getting hard watchin u... and ur watchin me when i go down on u
GEMINI_MINUS1: fuck yeah...
FIGUREITOUT: i put ur cock in my mouth and suck...
GEMINI_MINUS1: ur mouth is so hot i luv watchin u suck me
FIGUREITOUT: i luv having ur cock in my mouth... sooo fucking delicious.
GEMINI_MINUS1: i wanna touch u so bad...
FIGUREITOUT: i slide up ur body and kiss you on the mouth.
GEMINI_MINUS1: i grab your cock in my hand and stroke it...
FIGUREITOUT: fuck yeah... i grab ur cock 2, feelin how hard it is in my hand... oh fuckkk i love ur cock.
GEMINI_MINUS1: it feels so good when you touch me. i keep stroking ur cock at the same time ur touchin mine.
GEMINI_MINUS1: oh god i'm cummming
FIGUREITOUT: fuck, me too...
FIGUREITOUT: brb gotta go clean up.
GEMINI_MINUS1: me 2.
GEMINI_MINUS1: back.
FIGUREITOUT: me 2.
FIGUREITOUT: oh man i wish there was sum1 like u here it sux
FIGUREITOUT: im like the only gay person in this whole fuckin state
GEMINI_MINUS1: yeah same here
GEMINI_MINUS1: there's this guy i know... well i dont really know him but i work w/him
GEMINI_MINUS1: hes so fuckin hot and smart too
GEMINI_MINUS1: i have a huge crush on him but hes str8 & it sucks
FIGUREITOUT: me 2 only the guy i like is my boss. but hes def str8
GEMINI_MINUS1: yeah it sux but at least this is fun
FIGUREITOUT: yeah its the only way i can get any
GEMINI_MINUS1: itd be cooler if we had a webcam
FIGUREITOUT: yeah i know im just not sure about it yet
GEMINI_MINUS1: thats all right
FIGUREITOUT: ok well i gotta go to bed now
GEMINI_MINUS1: ok
GEMINI_MINUS1: will u be on tomorrow
FIGUREITOUT: prolly not i gotta babysit for my sisters demon offspring
GEMINI_MINUS1: lucky u. well i'll talk 2 u whenever
FIGUREITOUT: yeah.
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The biggest reason I go to work every day is my boss. It's not that I don't like my job, but it's pretty boring. I sit at a desk all day, typing things into the computer.
But my boss is so fuckin hot. Jensen Porter is six feet, two inches and a hundred eighty pounds of pure male sexuality. His hair is a rich red (oh, I go weak for redheads) and I adore the way it curled over the top of his shirt. His eyes are deep, beautiful blue. And the way his suit fits him makes me want to rip it off him.
I spend most of the day with a half-hard cock, making it hard to concentrate on work.
"Nathan!" The voice is accompanied by the owner, none other than my hard-on inducing boss, Jensen. He's wearing a delicious dark-blue dress shirt with the top two buttons undone. He must know what he does to me. Why else would he be dressed this way?
"Can you stay late tonight?" he asks, "I need someone to finish the Whitcomb report, and Lawrence went home sick." As much as I like the idea of staying late with my boss... thinking of the many porn movies that rely on this plot... I can't.
"Sorry," I say, trying to look sorry, "I have plans tonight." I'm not lying. I have the pleasure of being the weekend babysitter for my sister's bratty kids while she and her also-sexy husband go to some friend's wedding.
"Oh, okay. I understand. I can get Margo to do it for me." He shrugs and walks off. Margo! I hate Margo. She's blond and thin and Jensen is totally fucking her. That's the main reason I hate her. With a reason like that, who needs another one?
I don't see Jensen for the rest of the day, except when I walk by his office to use the men's room, which is actually not the closest bathroom to my desk, but I use it anyway, because I like walking by Jensen's office and seeing him typing at his computer, looking completely fuckable. It's totally not stalking or anything.
At the end of the day, I drive straight to my sister's house, where her husband is loading up their car for the weekend-long wedding trip. Amanda is six years older than me, and has the perfect family life. A smokin' hot (though not redheaded) husband named Blake, a gorgeous house, a nice car, a fabulous job and --
"UNCLE NATE!!!" Oh yeah. Two pain-in-the-ass children named (be prepared to cringe) Liberty and Chastity. OH GOD my sister is one of those weirdos that won't give her children normal names.
Two chocolate covered hands reach up to grab the hem of my shirt. It's Libby, the younger one. She's seven and enjoys chocolate and Princess movies.
I pick her up, and she gives me a chocolate covered kiss on my cheek.
"You love me best, right?" she asks, "Cause Chas says you like her best 'cause she's older, but I know you love me more."
"It depends on who listens to Uncle Nate when it's time for bed," I tell her. Libby thinks about this for a minute, then she wriggles out of my arms. I let her go, and she runs back into the house.
"Looks like you've got your work cut out for you, 'Uncle Nate'," Blake says. He pats me on the back and we head inside.
"The phone list is on the fridge," Amanda says as soon as I walk in, "The girls have to be in bed by eight thirty. There's some macaroni and cheese in the cabinet - just follow the directions on the box. No television until after dinner. I left the notes on the fridge next to the phone list. I'll call you as soon as we get there. Love you. Bye." She kisses me on the cheek, grabs her husband, and is out of the door before I can say anything.
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It's ten-thirty, and the girls are finally asleep. I had to read them three stories, and they wanted to hear "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs" twice. Then Chas needed a glass of water. Libby wanted me to sing her a song. Finally, I get them in bed and go into the living room where I can use my sister's computer to check my e-mail, which I haven't done in like.... ten hours.
While I'm there, I log into AIM, just to check if Gemini is on. He usually is on this time of night, and tonight is no different.
Gemini and I met online in a chat group and became IM friends. Most nights, we'd start talking and end up having cyber-sex. He wants me to get a webcam so we can masturbate together, but I'm afraid. I'm worried that Gemini is really some creepy old man, or a teenaged boy, or a woman or something. I like talking to him, and I like when we talk dirty together, and I'm scared that I might find out he's not the kind of guy I want him to be.
GEMINI_MINUS1: hey i though u werent gonna be on 2nite
FIGUREITOUT: yeah, well the brats r in bed so i got on for a bit
FIGUREITOUT: i wont be able to do anything 'fun' tho since it's my sis's computer
GEMINI_MINUS1: no big. what kinda kids?
FIGUREITOUT: two girls. 7 and 9. brats. they're cute tho, i guess.
GEMINI_MINUS1: kids r all right but kinda whiny.
FIGUREITOUT: yeah. they're cute sometimes i guess
FIGUREITOUT: i mean i dont mind watching them that much
GEMINI_MINUS1: cool.
FIGUREITOUT: yeah. so how r u doin?
GEMINI_MINUS1: all right. had 2 stay late work. it was boring.
FIGUREITOUT: that sux.
GEMINI_MINUS1: yeah. woulda been all right if the hottie was there
GEMINI_MINUS1: but he wasn't :-(
FIGUREITOUT: sry.
GEMINI_MINUS1: its ok, not ur fault. so do you have any pets?
GEMINI_MINUS1: i realize i never asked u
FIGUREITOUT: no i dont have any. my building doesnt allow them
FIGUREITOUT: unless its one that can be in a tank like a fish
FIGUREITOUT: or a gecko or something
FIGUREITOUT: you?
GEMINI_MINUS1: i have a cat.
GEMINI_MINUS1: actually i just got him
GEMINI_MINUS1: someone gave him to my mom but she didn't want him so she gave him to me
GEMINI_MINUS1: he's kinda cute actually
FIGUREITOUT: cats r alright. kinda furry tho
GEMINI_MINUS1: yeah. he sheds like crazy. but hes very affectionate
FIGUREITOUT: cool.
GEMINI_MINUS1: yeah. so any new developments w/ur sxy boss?
FIGUREITOUT: i wish.
GEMINI_MINUS1: yeah same here
GEMINI_MINUS1: god it sucks
GEMINI_MINUS1: i was this close to going to a bar 2night and picking some1 up.
FIGUREITOUT: ive done that before. its so degrading
FIGUREITOUT: i mean they just want sex and then they leave.
GEMINI_MINUS1: yeah. i'd rather jack off then have sex w/some1 who doesnt like me
FIGUREITOUT: yeah i mean i dont mind having sex once in a while 'cause it gets boring just doing it by myself
FIGUREITOUT: but i always feel like crap after picking some1 up.
GEMINI_MINUS1: we could always get 2gether u kno
I don't reply right away. Gemini and I have talked about this. We both live in northern Vermont, and as it's a small state, getting together won't take a long time.
FIGUREITOUT: yeah. i'll think about it
GEMINI_MINUS1: ok well i know you think i'm like some creepy guy but srsly
GEMINI_MINUS1: i think ur really awesome and i'd love to meet you
FIGUREITOUT: i know. i dont think ur creepy.
GEMINI_MINUS1: ok well u just let me know if u ever wanna
FIGUREITOUT: i will i promise.
FIGUREITOUT: its just that ive never met anyone from online before
GEMINI_MINUS1: me neither
FIGUREITOUT: yeah.
FIGUREITOUT: anyway i should probably go to sleep
FIGUREITOUT: gotta make breakfast for the girls in the morning
FIGUREITOUT: maybe i'll talk to you tomorrow night
GEMINI_MINUS1: okay! g'night!