[Read: Ha, ha! I bet ya didn't think I would be back, huh! Well F-U! Anyways, now I'll be writing all of the material.]

The economy & goverment's pretty bad right now. But here's something to make you feel better!

15000000000 US Dollars is the country's deficit. However, 15000000000= only 10174665084 Euro! Isn't that great?

But unfortunately, 15000000000 US Dollasr = 15583650000 Canadian Dollars... Damn!

With the economy so bad, here are some things people have been forced to cut back on. Oh, the tragedy!

Tobacco- Millions of addicts are being forced to give up their addictions, and will never be able to taste it's rough, disgusting, choking flavor again!

Soft Drinks- Dentists are now reporting 500,000 less cavities per year.

Television- People are now being forced to give up the only thing that comforts as much as heroin- TV!

And, last but not least, drugs- People are now being forced to give up the only thing that comforts as much as TV- Heroin!