Yet Another Reason Women Are Smarter Than Men: Or Gross

Clearly, when you take this study

Into effect

You will see

That women are smarter than men

When washing hands

64% of women wash their hands

Compared to

32% of men

Here’s the gross part

Your last warning to stop reading

Women and Men have different anatomy

With women no touching is required

But, that is not the case with men

(I’m trying to be delicate. Use your own imagination)

Therefore it would make more sense

For a woman not to wash her hands

Instead of a man

So next time

A handshake is required

Especially with men

I’m going to suggest

A Japanese form of greeting instead