The Little Boy In The Balloon

So his parents said

“My little boy

My precious baby

Floated away

He was hiding in the balloon

We let it go

Our precious baby

Our little boy

Is up there in the stratosphere!!!!!!!!

Call the police!!!!!!

Make them get their airplane

You’ve got to save him

He’s our little boy!!!!!!”

And all the nation prayed

For the little boy in the balloon

Let him be safe we said

Let him grow to be a ripe old age

The balloon finally touched down

And there was no little boy to be found

“He must have fallen out!!!” the father cried

Meanwhile back at the ranch

The little kid

Comes out of hiding

When the TV crews asked him

Why didn’t you come out when we were calling your name?

He said “Dad, said we were doing this for a show!”

The dishonest parents wasted lots of taxes dollars

But,

One redeeming quality

Was the fact

That they raised an honest kid!