Hope you all laugh!

Whatever You Do

She smelled it from a mile away

and followed it to an empty bay.

A small cabin on the beach

smelled so sweetly like a peach.

She stared through the window like Goldilocks

hoping to see the food whose smell rocks.

But the only thing seen was a bit of cheese,

and she politely whispered, "May I have it please?"

No one heard her question so she jumped through

and engulfed the cheese that was easy to chew.

She swallowed it half and smiled in delight

yet her eyes grew wide for she could see a bright light.

She choked and fell, slowly dying,

but thought of the cheese and happily sighing.

Her life ended with a smile on her face,

and one could only wish to slap it out of place.

Thinking of the cheese, you might laugh,

but whatever you do, don't eat the other half.

I personally found it funny, especially the last line. Please review!