#76 Constipated people don't talk crap.

#77 I'm not anti-social. Society is anti-me.

#78 It ain't us. The whole world spins the wrong way, baby.

#79 DANGER: THESE LETTERS HAVE SHARP EDGES.

#80 If you're heart was broken, you'd be dead. So shut up before I break it for you.

#81 Support the fine arts, shoot a rapper.

#82 Angry people need hugs, Or sharp objects.

#83 There are no stupid questions, only a vast number of inquisitive idiots.

#84 Friends don't let friends get mullets.

#85 Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.

#86 Drugs have taught an entire generation of american kids the metric sytem.

#87 Wait, wait, wait...What the hell?

#88 I hate valentines Day. I think V-day should be made into Pie Day! Everybody loves pie!

#89 Common sense, a thing of the past.

#90 I'm not a complete idiot...some parts are missing.

#91 In the last 20 seconds of my life, I would like to take a minute to thank my parents.

#92 That's umpossible!

#93 Ok then, do it, but don't come running to me when you've broken both of your legs.

#94 Some call it stalking. I call it love.

#95 I'm so goth I flipped off a teletubby.

#96 Moo. I'm a pig.

#97 When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

#98 It's always the darkest before dawn. So if you're gonna steal your neighbor's paper, that's the time to do it.

#99 Follow your dreams! Unless it's that one where you're at school in your underwear.

#100 Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful!

#101 My soul has been removed to make room for all of the sarcasm.

#102 Seance my ass! If the ghost comes and follows me home and rips off my flesh and kills me. I'm gonna come back and haunt your ass.

#103 Let's do something daring! LETS EAT FROZEN YOGURT!

#104 Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil.

#105 Santa=magic
Magic=free stuff
Free stuff=stealing
Stealing=illegal
THEREFORE,
Santa=ILLEGAL!!!

#106 Team Perv: Because I imagine Edward naked in every chapter.

#107 I don't bite. Wait...That's a lie.

#108 Cracks in the concrete are just a reminder that you can fall apart no matter how strong you are.

#109 I'm busier than a one-legged man at a butt-kicking contest.

#110 I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to do.

#111 What happens if you get scared to death twice?

#112 When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

#113 Last night I played a blank tape on full-blast. The mime next door went nuts.

#114 Make like a tree and leave.

#115 Remeber: You're unique, just like everybody else.

#116 Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U next to I together. You: Actually, I like the way alphabet is; "N" next to "O".

#117 Oh my. I think I just saw a flying squirrel.

#118 A rose by any other name would likely be deadly thorn-bearing asault vegetation.

#119 When in trouble or doubt, run in circles and scream and shout.

#120 I fear that one day I'll meet God. He'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.

#121 The voices may not be real, but they have some good ideas.

#122 Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

#123 By the time you read this message it'll be too late to stop.

#124 You're like Wal-mart, you've got it all!

#125 Don't look at me with that tone of voice!

#126 May the fleas of a thousand camels crawl into the crotch of the person who fucked up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.

Hey hey hey everybody! I got a new cat! He's the cutest thing in the world!

I just felt like telling someone that. So...yeah....just ignore me. I know you all will. You're probably ignoring this little blurb, anyways, so I don't know why I bother putting anything here. Still, for the people who are nice and like to listen to us authors tell you stuff that's in no way relevant to I'll tell you that he's tiny, gray, extremely fluffy, and named Theodore (Theo for short).

Okay, that's about it. Pleaze read and review if you feel inclined to do so.

~Funky Bracelet Chick