#127 Girl 1: I'm gonna kill those bastards. Girl 2: And I'll hand you the blunt spoon to do it with.

#128 Our friendship is tighter than the Jonas brothers pants.

#129 Arms are for hugging, boys are for kissing, sluts are for dissing, and best friends are for when the boy is kissing the slut.

#130 Your not dumb don't be stupid.

#131 Stay close, watch yourself, and remember, if zombies don't get you first, my terrible dialogue will.

#131 The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.

#132 Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

#133 Hm. I declare blue a flavor.

#134 Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every 6 months.

#135 Grrrrr, right now I'm about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.

#136 Robert Patterson can make a million girls swoon with one look, I can make you never look at an electric toothbrush the same way again. We all have our gifts.

#137 "WHAT THE COCK WAS THAT?!?!"

#138 Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do critisize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.

#139 All the things I like are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

#140 Don't forget Mother's Day...Or as they call it in Beverly Hills: Dad's Third Wife Day.

#141 If we're not supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?

#142 Nobody believes the official spokesperson, but everybody trusts the unidentified source.

#143 In the first place, God made idiots, that was for practice. Then he made you, .

#144 Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

#145 I'm always amazed of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is that, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

#146 If toast always lands butter side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

#147 You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you in a court of law.

#148 I wonder how deep the ocean would be without sponges.

#149 Honk if you love peace and quiet.

#150 I feel like I'm diagnally parked in a parralel universe.

#151 The person who smiles when something goes wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

#152 When I die, I wanna go peacefully,asleep, like my Grandfather did--not screaming like the passengers in his car.

#153 Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

#154 If you can't convince them, confuse them.

#155 Evening news is when the begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

#155 It takes a lot of brains to look as dumb as I do.

#156 When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

#157 Earth is the Insane Asylum for the universe.

#158 Join the army, meet intesting people, kill them.

#159 A synonym is a word you use when you don't know how to spell the one you first thought of.

#160 I have many ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.