Ode to an Angel (Heil the Angry Princess)

By: Brenli

Help me, someone, there is a girl

Who knows how to command me.

She knows me not,

And she is foreign to me,

But she has chained me up,

Tied me down.

Honey Sweet

Chains swing, hips sway

She makes me hungry while

She sings in a tongue

Clumsy on my stupid lips.

And since then I suffer daily

Under her merciless power.

Behind her puckered lips

She is an angry Princess

Needy for my slavery!

Her kisses, far better than nicotine!

Her eyes, more tempting than candy!

This angry Princess is my Angel,

Because only she can command me!

Make me kiss my chains!

Make me caress my bonds!

I AM OWNED BY THIS GIRL!

Help me, someone, there is a girl

And she knows EXACTLY how to command me.