for all the asshole friends
who, even if they were having a bad day,
should’ve sucked it up and listened to us
you don’t know anything about sympathy or compassion
so i’ll talk to you when you’re in a better mood
and being less of an ass and more of a friend
because although i’m always there for you
and i always understand,
today you couldn’t get over your own problems
which i’m so selfless i don’t know how the hell you do it

so yeah, this is for all you asshole friends