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Author: Midniite
Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-26-09 - Updated: 12-04-09 - id:2734931

Written by Jasmine/ItzzJasmine :D

Suki’s Everyday Average Life

The feeling of the soft bed calmed Suki’s heavily breathing. The heavy back bag filled with torturous homework.

“AWW! Why did Ms. Palkooski give us HOMEWORK! It’s Friday for god sake! I’m thinking she has no soul.”

Coming out of her room she ran downstairs as the sweet smell of toaster strudels popped out of the toaster. The kitchen filled with heavenly incense. Sliding down the banister, she fell flat on the ground. Ignoring the pain of the wound, she determinedly struggled to get the only strudel. In victory, she bit the pastry filled with strawberry jam.

“VICTORY!”

Going back up the stairs to her room, she came upon J.J.J. Jr. (Joey Jimmy Jonathan Jr.) J.J.J. stared at the wonderful smelling pastry, drooling.

“What are you looking at?”

J.J.J. kept standing there dumbfounded. Then feel back to hypnosis by the pastry.

Realizing he wanted her pastry, she ran downstairs popped the pastry in and waited for it to toasted.

*DING*

“J.J.J.! IT’S READY! COME AND GET IT!”

The thumping of the footsteps of eager J.J.J. rumbled down. He tripped on his own little foot. Not caring where he ran, he just kept on going. He grabbed the pastry and started chewing on the pastry.

“Okay…you eat like a pig. EAT MORE NEATLY! Now that you’re fed, I’m going up!”

As Suki went up, Myst came out of nowhere and started to ask where Suki got the “delicious thing”. Then again, Suki popped another in the toaster. After it got toasted, Myst also started to chew on the pastry. Suki again, attempted to avoid anymore distractions, going to her bedroom.

“Big sister Suki! Me and J.J.J. want to watch Cyber Chase!”

Again running down the stairs, she fell on the floor from the last third step.

“Oww!”

Attempted to get this over with, she went on opening the television and changing the channel. Running up the stair as fast as she could, there came another request.

“OH MY GOD! WHAT COULD THIS BE THIS TIME!”

Running back down and falling down the stairs, she gave up. She had a chipped tooth and had sprained her ankle.

“Uh oh, clumsy sister got what she deserved!”

Myst called Kenny and all other family members. The youngest and so-called stupidest one, J.J.J., hollered.

“OH OH! I CALL DIBS ON THE FIRST JUMP!”

*THUMP*

Kenny was second. Raymond was third. Aiden was fourth. Lily tripped and fell as fifth. Crystal thought, “What can go wrong?” and applied her self as sixth.

David thinking as revenge towards Suki, went and jumped as seventh. Mom, came in wondering what was going on. Thinking of a treat out of cleaning up, she went ahead and jumped as eighth. Grandpapa Shiya thought, this might be a chance to feel young again, and ALSO jumped as ninth.

Last but not least, MYST the evil 8 year old carelessly, jumped on ahead with her rainbow plushy doll as cherry on top or the devil cherry on top, basically, the tenth and eleventh.

Yup, this is the famous so-called family sandwich. Isn’t it wonderful. Gasping for air, Suki tried getting out.

All of them got up and said wow. Everyone but one person in particular, Suki. The next thing you know, she saw blackness. A few minutes later, Aiden stared down as Suki stared up.

“What are doing still lying on the floor?”

“You know, since you come back earlier than me, YOU WILL FEED AND SATISFY J.J.J. AND MYST NOW!”

Frightened and listened to Suki’s command, he nodded. You maybe wondering. Why should Aiden be afraid of Suki? She is younger, but she’s MORE VIOLENT AND POWERFUL IN FORCE AND COMBAT! BEWARE HER ANGER!

“Now get me some cheesy bacon and grape juice! While you’re at it, go grab some pocky.”

And so, the everyday life did not end up like this. Most of the time, it did…surprisingly this also happens everyday after school and weekends.



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