A/N: These are really bad and sort of ‘spur-of-the-moment’ things, but maybe the second one contains a very important message in today’s society? Or maybe not. Anyways, enjoy and please R&R!

Little Rubber Ducky

Little rubber ducky

Floating in the tub

Yellow ones, green ones

Ones made out of love

Little rubber ducky

Bobbing in the tub

Bubble bubble bathy

Time to have a scrub

Fashion

Oh, yes, it’s ‘fashion’

It’s ‘fashion’

Coz we all wanna be in ‘fashion’

It doesn’t matter

About actions

As long as we look great

The most pointless of the lot

I sit on my sofa here

But there’s nothing for me to see

Because they cut off my electricity

And it’s really very dark