Wanted

Wanted

One nice conservatively Catholic man

Must be white

European descent

Be well versed in Philosophy

The Classics

Church History

A highly educated man

Wanted

A man who

Must not like video games

Or TV

No computer, video or TV allowed

In the future intended house

Wanted

A conservatively Catholic man

With an upstanding profession

A doctor, a lawyer, scientist

Forget about a poet laureate

He must go to High Latin Mass everyday

Or at least desire too

My family wants this man

To be my husband

So I’m taking out this add

They want me to forget about my lover

My sweetheart, my dear

The reason I exist

He’s Muslim

He’s caramel color

He plays video games

They chastised

And I wept

I cried

Because I’m ever so deeply in love

With my guy

So this is the add

I’m taking out

I need

A conservative white Catholic male with an upstanding profession

So if there’s a guy like that out there

Respond to this ad

Just a warning

My heart will forever remain

With my current boyfriend