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Wanted
Wanted
One nice conservatively Catholic man
Must be white
European descent
Be well versed in Philosophy
The Classics
Church History
A highly educated man
Wanted
A man who
Must not like video games
Or TV
No computer, video or TV allowed
In the future intended house
Wanted
A conservatively Catholic man
With an upstanding profession
A doctor, a lawyer, scientist
Forget about a poet laureate
He must go to High Latin Mass everyday
Or at least desire too
My family wants this man
To be my husband
So I’m taking out this add
They want me to forget about my lover
My sweetheart, my dear
The reason I exist
He’s Muslim
He’s caramel color
He plays video games
They chastised
And I wept
I cried
Because I’m ever so deeply in love
With my guy
So this is the add
I’m taking out
I need
A conservative white Catholic male with an upstanding profession
So if there’s a guy like that out there
Respond to this ad
Just a warning
My heart will forever remain
With my current boyfriend