Hey! So, new story. (Fictionpress is not allowing me to show the title!)

DISCLAIMER: It's all mine. No touching.

jodi - 'match' in hindi

manglik - person who is considered inauspicious to get married to, by those who believe in astrology.

www . perfect jodi .com

Welcome to one of the best matrimonial sites for Indian brides and grooms. Whoever you are, whichever state you live in, we will find you your perfect match. Find you the best life partner you could ever have. And all it takes is a few minutes to get registered! Then all you have to do is decide on who you think would make your perfect husband/wife.

So what are you waiting for? Let’s get started.

CREATE YOUR PROFILE

Profile id: Aaliyah

Email: brouhaha

Password: ********

Confirm password: ********

Profile information – all about you!

Full Name: Aaliyah Arvind Shah

Gender: Female

Date of Birth: 12th April 1985

Religion: Hindu

Marital Status: Never married

Body type: Slim

Complexion: Wheatish-fair

Height: 5 ft 2 inches

Mother-tongue: Hindi

Caste: Gujarati

Are you a manglik? I don’t know.

State of residence: Maharashtra

City of residence (only if living in a city): Mumbai

Education: MBBS

Profession: Doctor

Money earned per year: Rs. 240000

Family values: Moderately liberal.

Diet: Vegetarian

Smoke: No

Drink: Occasionally

About yourself: I am a nice, pretty girl, who will promise to be a faithful, dedicated and loyal housewife, with part-time work. I will definitely obey my in-laws and do all my duties as I am expected too. I will assist my husband whenever possible and basically, I will try my best to make everyone happy.

Contact no: 02226974536

What kind of person do you want to marry?

Gender: Male

Preferred age: 24-25

Religion: Hindu

Marital Status: Never married

Body type: Slim

Complexion: Fair

Height: 5ft 3 above

Mother-tongue: Doesn’t matter.

Caste: Doesn’t matter.

Are you a manglik? Doesn’t matter.

State of residence: Maharashtra

Preferred city of residence (optional): Mumbai

Education: Masters

Profession: Doesn’t matter

Money earned per year: Above Rs. 240000

Family values: Doesn’t matter, though not too liberal

Diet: Vegetarian

Smoke: No

Drink: Doesn’t matter, but not too much.

About the kind of spouse you would like: He should be from a well to-do family, and be a good-looking man, who is well settled with a decent job. His family must be appreciative of their daughter-in-law and he should be generous, loving and have a nice heart.

CLICK HERE TO SUBMIT

The door creaked.

“Mama? What are you doing?”

“Nothing, baby, nothing,” said my mother hastily in a tone that instantly made me suspicious.

“Is that..?” I came forward to peer at the computer screen and then gasped. “It is, isn’t it? Oh my God. You can’t do this. Mom. Are you crazy?” I was almost hysterical.

“This is the best way, dear. You know, Mrs. Mehta next door told me how they had a really nice marriage with this site?”

“Stop it,” my tone was firm now. “Stop all this nonsense at once.”

“Baby, I’ve made such a nice profile for you and your future husband. I’ve been so lenient too. Put ‘doesn’t matter’ in so many things. I know you don’t like all the traditional stuff. Now don’t stop me.”

“No!” the cry barely escaped my lips as the cursor hovered over the ‘Submit’ button. I ran forward to snatch my mother’s hand away but the damage was already done. I watched in horror, my eyes wide, as my mother clicked ‘Submit’, and a few seconds later, my life officially ended, as appeared on the screen, in blinking red letters,

Congratulations! Profile created successfully.

Reviews would be highly appreciated.

~Ri