Poison Candy

When I was very little

And used to go trick or treating

My Dad was very nice to me

He would risk his life for me

He would take some of my candy

And eat it right up

To make sure

Some evil evil evil man

Didn’t put poison in it

He would sample

My Milky Ways

My Peanut Butter Cups

My Almond Joys

And popcorn balls

He would try it all

To save me

From

Poisonous Halloween candy