Rap Music Makes Me Wanna Be An Axe Murderer*

Oh my God!
Not again!
Don’t do it!
Don’t do it!

Don’t blast your rap music!
It’ll make you insane!
You’ll be sellin’ your brain!
Don’t play the same song twice!

Oh my God!
Not again!
Don’t do it!
Don’t do it!
Don’t you see?

This music’s dangerous!
Fuck your girl, kill her ex!?
Isn’t there normal sex!?
Oh, not another song!

[yelling]
Okay, guys
Eight hours is long enough
Eminem would be at his limit
Jay-Z too, dude
Time to pull the plug, man
Not even almost over!?
What are you talking about!?

Oh my God!
Not again!
Don’t do it!
Don’t do it!

It’s torture to the ears!
At least change the artist!
Dude, please, new music list!
People do need to sleep!

[yelling again]
I reached my limit seven hours ago!
Dude! Turn! It! Off!
This makes me wanna kill people!
I wanna be an axe murderer!
I’m going nuts!

Oh my God!
Not again!
Don’t do it!
Don’t do it!
AAAHHHHHH!!!!

[talking]
It finally stopped
Praise the Lord!
I can think straight!
Oh, man…morning already?
Crap.

*based on a true story...maybe

A/N: This song does NOT mean I hate rap music. I can only bear it for so long. And not too loud. Obviously as this song explains. Also...there is no actual music for this song...but maybe there will be. If I can think of any good riffs.