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Now, my dear Reader, I'll take politics.

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Okay, I can't lie. I'm a staunch Republican, and I think that the president of my country, Barack Obama is several things that are unmentionable considering the rating of this composition.

He's a racist pig, in short. I dislike his politics immensely. He's discriminating against Hispanics, white people and only God himself knows who else. Worse, nobody says a damn word because he's black and he's the president. I can't even go to college in the same bloody country as I was born because of him. I'm not safe there!

Speaking of skin tone, he was elected because of it. Seriously, he was elected because the Republicans had fat, white old men instead of fat, old black men. People are always scared to death of not conforming. They would be seen as rebels and racists for not electing our first black president.

The man supports gays and lesbians! I mean, honestly! Abortion, homosexuality, and a hell of a lot of other things that I'm not willing to compromise on.

Did you know that before he was elected they debated whether or not he was really American? They hushed it up because he had been sworn in and Congress would look like a bunch of idiots. The electoral college wouldn't be in a better state, and our whole damn country would look like a fool.

My rant is done for tonight. I'm not actually doing this properly, you know. I've been taught the correct methods for writing a composition based on opinion. Anyway, God ye good den, my reader.