Xxxxxx Xxxx hates writing about herself, especially in third person, like she is doing right now. Xxxxxx also goes by many aliases, including Jane Doe (which is how we will refer to her from now on).

She plays the character of the Second Witch in the play Macbeth, which is a BIG improvement from the last two characters she's been--Floria, the maid of Glinda the Good Witch (The Wizard of Oz) and a flower with no name and no importance (a play whose name is long forgot, because it did not leave any significant mark in Jane's life. Jane thinks that the play might have been about some intergalactic flowers rescuing a queen). But the real reason she tried out for that part is because the Second Witch has the line 'By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes', which was featured in the poster of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (ick! terrible movie!).

Jane Doe likes reading good books (especially dictionaries!), listening to good music, singing when no one is around to hear her indecent voice, learning hard-to-pronounce words (sesquipedalian...did I spell that right?), saying the word 'slash' and typing '/', and using the word decent. She dislikes is when songs get stuck in her head (I Love New York by Madonna) and when people act stupid.

Jane wishes that she will learn whether aliens exist or not before she dies and very dearly hopes that you didn't become lugubrious by her doing the thing she despises most--writing about herself.