Yes, I Will Exploit My Children

When I have kids

I’ve decided to exploit them

To make me VERY rich

I’ll show them off

I’ll have them prance on TV

Cameras will be around them

24/7

The entire world

Will see them in the tub

With their rubber ducks

Or

Be there for them

When they have terrible dreams

I don’t know why

People would want

To watch when my kids do

When they have kids at home

Who do the exact same things too

But, apparently it’s a great way

To make money

Copious amounts

If I ruin them

Force them go to counseling

For the rest of their lives

So what

I’m filthy rich

By just showing my kids off

On TV