Billy was at the market and he farted loudly. Then he ate cheese all day. After that, he went to Kalamazoo and farted and it destroyed the city. He went home, dyed his hair and his butt (WTFH?), and ate steak.

He went to Taco John’s and ate the craptaco and exploded. But, he survived World War three. He was tired and drunk. He went to his local bar and drank 100,000,000,000,000 shots of crappy vodka. He fainted and he tripped and broke his skull and ribs. When he got home from the hospital he drank more and went right back. He asked for crappy vodka. They didn’t let him drink for 10 years. He drank anyway.

He crapped in his pants and it got smooshy. He went home, and farted! Not really, he held it in, and exploded and blew up the entire world! But when that happened he flew to the moon from the impact. An enormous bubble went around the moon so he could breathe. He ate rocks, found a breathmint taco, and a pin. He popped the bubble and fell back to Earth, and landed at the local bar. He missed the hospital so he drank 800 trillion shots of crappy vodka. Then he didn’t miss the hospital and he had to go poopy so bad he had diarrhea. After that, he accidentally crapped his pants! He also got drunk off of milk. Suddenly, Ike appeared, and cut his head off with a taco. But he turned into wolverine and healed his broken scapula. Then, he ran and cut Ike into 7 pieces! Suddenly, Olimar cut Marth’s head off! Then Caterpie came out and died instantly because he is so stupid! Caterpie turned into a burger and Billy ate him! Billy puked it out and ate it again. That time, it tasted better.

Billy tossed a Poke Ball at Yoshi and Yoshi ate it, and he laid an egg with the Poke Ball in it. Then Yoshi ate it again! Unfortunately, he exploded from eating a metal ball… twice. Billy went home from Smash Bros. Land. He landed in the Land of The Cragnons. Marbald appeared and cut a Cheep Cheep’s head off! Then he ate it! Marbald exploded because he was an ugly rodent caveman! Billy left the area and headed home. Before he did that however, he stopped at the local bar. He drank 10 shots of tequila before passing out and waking up in the Pokemon world. All the Pokemon ever created formed a dog pile, with Billy at the bottom! Then Billy turned into a Gyarados and knocked all the Pokemon out! He went home, turned back into Billy, and bought a donut. Billy turned on the news. On the screen he could see a picture of him with the phrase “WANTED” written on top of it. He screamed like a little girl. He wet his pants. His mother slapped him for peeing all over her bed. Mrs. Billy was shot by the local bartender for not paying for a shot of bourbon she ordered. Billy was sad. Not really, for Mrs. Billy always drove Billy crazy.

He tied himself to a railroad track, that was abandoned 100 years ago, and sat there for 2 days. He bought a bottle of pills, ate them all, and saw Elvis in his refrigerator. After that scary ordeal was over, he shipped his fridge off to China. He accidentally fell in and was shipped off too. A Chinese guy kicked him so hard he landed in Billy Town. Then someone else kicked him to Smash Bros. Land. He met Lucas, Ness, and Sheik, who tried to kill him. Lucas and Ness used PK Thunder while Sheik just stood there. He ran and stole Sheik’s whip and choked everyone to death. Everyone except Peach, Olimar, and King Dedede. He jumped and he was about to hit Dedede, he got closer and closer and closer… this is slow motion. Then King Dedede smashed him in the face and he flew off the stage! However, that was just a side effect of having those adrenaline pills. He woke up on his bed, relieved that it was a crazy dream. He saw Peach standing next to his bed, and she hit him in the face with a frying pan, rendering him unconscious. He woke up and did some things that should never be done. That’s right. Do the Can Can in a gorilla suit while trying to buy a robot girlfriend.

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