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Author: Luv2BLuvd
Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Published: 11-05-09 - Updated: 11-25-09 - id:2738258

~~~Scene 1/Chapter 1/Whatever you want to call it!!~~~

“Sup Cuzz” Leah yelled as she walked over.

“Sup brah!” I replied , we chest bumped and wooted and then sat down in our hang area, the quad!

Leah was my best mate, my girl, my twin, my partner in crime! Well you get the picture!

And this quad, at our school, was our kingdom! We were the queens of this place. Queen Bees, queen bitches, you name it we were it!

“DUDE! YOU DON’T KNOW GREEN DAY?!?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU DUDE?!”

Some dude shouted from somewhere in our quad.

Looking around for the source Leah said “O…k who just yelled that?”

Looking at her as if slow-much look on my face she was like “who is it?!”

I replied “Leah! Fool! Who else would use the word ‘Dude’ to start and finish his sentence?!”

Then she looked at me finally realizing who it was and we both replied in unison “Seth.”

Looking at me again Leah said “we should see what is going on…”

“you go, I don’t even like green day that much…” I replied

Leah looked at me with an annoyed face “yeah u like your electro crap!”

“it’s not crap and you know it!” getting annoyed by her. Then it was silent and I knew by the silence exactly what she was doing without even looking at her. Giving me the deadly puppy pout look of plead…

Without looking at her I replied “no I’m not going forget it.”

“please” she replied in a little high pixie voice.

And I made my mistake, I looked at her to retaliate and said “fine! I’ll go but you owe me!”

“yay!” leah replied with a look of happiness.

We got up in unison as we always do and walked our way blindly to the yelling of the Queen’s twin. When we arrived at the scene all I could see was Seth yelling at some poor little innocent girl in year 7 who looked like she didn’t even know what music was. She wore a baby pink flower in her hair with neat pigtails. Not like the queen’s sexy whacked pigtails but really cute girly girl ones that was an automatic need for a queen make-over.

Feeling sorry for the poor little girl and wanting to get back to my sun baking rounded on Seth.

“look brah! She just lil kid, leave her alone! And if she doesn’t know them, good on her! I’ll show her the music.”

As I started to pull out my pink ipod with the shiny crown glittering on the back Leah gets alarmed and nearly shouts at me scaring me to death “uh like no! the kid’s ears are already nearly half destroyed with Seth’s voice!”

Looking astonished at the outburst from a small person replied “excuse me”

“Oh you’re excused!”

Seth finally realizing that Leah had insulted him about 20 seconds late shouted at Leah “HEY! That is so not fair my voice is beautiful, ask Jasper!”

“Yeah we heard his too! You both suck!”

“Hey! Leave Seth alone! We got to help this poor child, any music is good music! Especially mine” looking at the kid I hinted to her as if they were crazy “electro rocks dude”

The girl smiled a little.

Leah ruining the moment starts on her “Don’t listen to Elise alright! You better listen and listen good to the music!” Leah pulled out her ipod which was dark purple with the same icon as mine on the back but instead of being a shiny, white glittery crown it was a black one put onto a punk ipod.

I finished pulling out my ipod which immediately attracted the girl with it’s hot pink and glitter crown as I knew it would. The girl started reaching for it with wide eyes. Leah realizing what was happening because I was too busy having a shouting match with Seth which Leah was used to and didn’t bother her. I was unravelling my earphones from my ipod when Leah realized the girl reaching for it and slapped her hand away.

“Paws off! See that crown, you see the crown, and it’s ours! That’s why there is a big crown in the middle of the court which is half black half white! Because we own it!”

The kid looking scared of the shouting girl with the scary crown issues looked at me for sympathy. Sensing a little person staring at me whacked Seth on the back of the head to shut him up which he did for a couple of seconds but then he started again shouting “don’t hit me idiot! Just cause you think you’re the queen of the school!” he didn’t even finish his sentence before i hit him again making him have the same reaction silence then shout, continuing while not even looking at him I looked at the little girl and said “What’s your name?”

The little girl moving her eyes reluctantly from the ipod to my face said “Louise.” Moving her eyes back to the ipod which widened her pupils til her eyes were black yet again said in an innocent voice “can I listen?”

Feeling successful i looked at Leah who was having a face of a big shout of “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!” coming along I said “HA!” And started to go through my playlist for my Ministry of Sounds album at the look on Leah’s face I said to the girl, “block your ears” Which she did immediately.

Then I started counting down 3….2….1

“NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”

Looking at Leah I smiled “That is why you shouldn’t bring me to these situations! Little girls like this one, love my ipod and me! You should have realized that by now”

Looking at me with a glare I retaliated “don’t give me that look! You know it’s true! That’s why so many little people love electro now.”

Leah looked at me and said “oh yeah sure! Prove it!”

I laughed and looked up and said “who here likes electro?!”

All these little people raised their hands from their mini groups which made me laugh and turned back to my ipod which had Louise’s hand reaching for it but her hand suddenly moved back to it’s place by Louise’s side and said to leah without looking at her “see…”

Getting all defensive leah said “oh yeah! Look at all my followers I have gathered for rock!” All these little people cheered. I looked at Seth who was jumping up and down cheering for it too. At which I said “Your not a little person brah! You don’t count!”

Seth feeling left out shrunk down to Louise’s height who looked at him weirdly with her hand half way to the ipod AGAIN!

Seth said “look I’m a little person!” and cheered again.

Leah and I looked at him weirdly with the rest of the crowd who just looked at him like what a fool and then the moment was over and everyone went on with their eating food and I pulled my ipod up higher out of Louise’s reach not knowing she was reaching for it. She got angry at this and when I looked at her, her face was completely innocent again, I said “Hold on I can’t find the album.”

Really concentrating on the ipod now trying to find the album I said “Leah did you delete my ministry of sounds album?!”

At which Leah immediately went silent and said “noooo…. What gave you that idea?” with her eyes looking left and right suspiciously.

I replied with an annoyed facial expression “because I can’t find my favourite album! And you were the last one to have my ipod for an update and it was definitely there on the way to your house! I was listening to it and now it’s gone!”

“It wasn’t me!” I looked at Leah who had this pleading look and was looking around for something to blame and pointed to Seth who was still dancing like a little person for rock thinking it wasn’t over and said “IT WAS SETH!”

Then I turned to Leah with my ipod with me and Louise nearly falling over reaching for it, started yelling at Leah.

“YOU DELETED MY ALBUM?!?! LEAH!!”

“IT WASN’T ME! IT WAS SETH!” Leah replied trying to look innocent and failing

“OH REALLY?!” I turned to Jasper who was now walking towards the scene with a bored look on his face.

“ok what’s going on?” seeing Seth dancing on the ground he rolled his eyes and dragged him up by the collar and said to him dusting him off “save it for the beer dude! Save it!” and turned to Leah and I shouting and said to Seth “Leah delete ministry of sounds?”

Seth looks at him and points and gasped “YOU’RE A PSYCHIC!”

Jasper looking at him like an idiot “no dude! It’s not hard to hear them from a few metres away when their shouting and besides this happens everytime!”

Seth feeling down gives Jasper a big hug saying “I love you man! If you ever find out you’re a psychic you can tell me! I will still love you ok man?!”

Jasper feeling grossed out chucked him off and said “shutup man! No hugs in front of the ladies!”

I grabbed him by the shirt clearly pissed off and said to him “wasn’t Seth with you this weekend skateboarding?!”

“No!”

“YES HE WAS I REMEMBER!”

“No…oooh! You mean our Skateboard attack! Yeah yeah we did!”

I rolled my eyes at his stupidity and turned to Leah and said “SEE! Ministry of sounds deleted by you! You do this everytime! And you always have the same excuse!”

“I do not!”

“oh really? Fine what’s your excuse this time?”

I said at the same time as Leah knowing exactly what she was going to say “you wanted an update, you got one!”

Jasper and Seth clearly worried at this point sighed in relief at the bell for end of lunch going off.

I started to walk away with my ipod clearly pissed. Louise looked at me reaching for the ipod like hammy in Over the Hedge and said “but I love the ipod!”

Not hearing her I kept walking with Leah feeling bad behind me and ran after me as I was walking towards my red Bmw z4 and said “where are you going?”

“home” I replied stiffly

“why?”

“Because I have free double period! I’m going to put Ministry of Sounds back on my ipod where it belongs!”

Leah, feeling like a loner at this point got in the other side and said “I’m going with you”

“No you’re not get out that’s not your seat!”

“Yes it is it even has my name on it!”

Looking at the seat covers I sighed in defeat “fine”

The passenger seat cover was still pink but it had a black crown on it like our ipods with Leah sewn into the fabric beneath the crown.

I started the beast to life which had my beloved cd playing. Leah disgusted turned it down. With a gross look on her face.

“Oh I don’t think so! PAYBACK!” I turned up Ministry Of Sounds loud and up on the bass booster. Leah shouted at me trying to overloud the music “TURN IT DOWN!”

I looked at her with a triumphant smile on my face and said “I’m sorry what?”

I put the car in reverse and got out of the carpark.

As we drove away with Ministry of Sounds blasting from the stereo with Leah in the passenger seat with an annoyed look on her face. Jasper looked at us wondering where we were going and texted Leah.

Leah sitting in the car annoyed made me smile for my payback was working. I’ll be over it by the time we get home she knows it too.

While I was driving when we turned out of the school carpark I heard Sk8r Boi –Avril Lavigne came from Leah’s pocket, I turned the music down for her and Leah pulled out her hip top slide which was purple with a crown on the back matching her ipod. Leah smiled not telling me that it was just a text message from Jasper not a call from him.

Knowing that whatever it was, it was from Jasper I said “what does he want?”

Leah opened the message which said :

Sk8r Boi: And just where do u think ur goin?

Leah smiling that he actually cared texted back

Punk TwIn: Queen Bitch’s house. She puttn her crap bk on her ipod *rolls eyes* I’ll try scab goin on msn XD, go on?

Sk8r Boi: Totally, race u thr! Whuevr wins gets 2 blame Seth 4 da nxt thing 2 piss off “Queen Bitch” k?

Punk Twin: Oh! U r so on!

Leah only just realizing she isn’t driving shouted at Elise:

“STEP ON IT GIRL! IM GOIN AGAINST JASPER IN A RACE!”

Looking at Leah alarmed at the sudden outburst replied in a worried voice “What are you on about?”

“DON’T WORRY AND JUST FLAW IT! LESS TALK MORE SPEED!”

Deciding it best made my pride and joy go faster towards home. Under my breath I said “Someone’s love spell has gone to her head I swear it!”



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