Suicidal Kitty

I got this idea from a friend of mine that loves to play with squeaky toys. She believes that in her past life she was a cat. LOL! I thought it was funny!

I saw a strange, little, cat that

Like to play with her squeaky toy

Everyday. When she got bored,

She would squeeze her toy until she

Was satisfied. One day, when the

Kitty was playing with her squeaky

Toy, she squeaked it too hard and

Her toy broke. She started to cry and

Wanted to commit suicide. The kitten

Jumped off the roof and was disappointed;

8 more lives left. She stood in the middle

Of the road and a car ran her over; 7

Lives to go. The kitty did all she could to

Kill herself. She believed that a new

Squeaky toy would be there waiting

For her in heaven, including cat litter

And lots of yarn. After her last incident

With the shark tank, she gave up and

Went back to her house to find a

New squeaky toy. The kitten’s eyes

Brighten and squeezed the toy with

Pleasure to hear it squeak. She felt

Really happy to hold another toy

Before she died.

I know a cat wouldn’t kill itself to get what it wants, even if they got it in the first place. So you know, I love cats and own 7, but watching so much anime XD, I wanted to write something dark and funny at the same time.