Pardon Me…

Pardon me, but your teeth are in my neck

The date was going so well until now

As for our next date I’ll take a rain check

This kind of treatment I cannot allow

Pardon me, but my neck wound is bleeding

It’s beginning to drip on my new shirt

I suspect you’re ignoring my pleading

Although your fangs are beginning to hurt

Pardon me, but I think I’m gonna die

I apologize for the suddenness

Although most of the blame with you must lie

As your still embedded teeth can attest

Pardon me, I hate to leave you like this

But there goes a sweet meal I’d hate to miss