Kristin: I read this book and it said the Masons were Satan Worshippers. George Washington was a Mason, so does that make him a Satan Worshipper?

Sally: Have you ever actually looked at the one dollar bill? *pretends to hold out a dollar bill* I mean its Satan.

Kristin: All these years I never actually looked at it, I just assumed.

Sally: See, thats where assuming gets you.

Kristin: I looked at a dollar bill this morning and I'm pretty sure it was George Washington.

Sally: Are you sure? Satan could look exactly like George Washington, you can't just buy into the commercial industries view of him.

Kristin: Washington or Satan?

Sally: I would say Satan, but Im not exactly sure what I'm talking about anymore. George Washington the person is totally different from Satan though. Satan just happens to have his face.

Kristin: He probably stole it.

Sally: He tore it off and put it over his own.

Kristin: Then what did his face look like before?

Sally: I imagined him looking like he was an inside out person. That might be a tad messy, but hey, hes Satan.

Kristin: I don't understand how someone can be inside out, their organs and bones would fall out.

Sally: True. I meant his skin was the only thing inside out.

Krisitn: You mean skinned?

Sally: I guess, but then you have the factor of what did he look like with skin on.

Kristin: He could of just not of had skin in the first place.

Sally: That defeats the purpose of being skinned though, you have to of had skin in order to be skinned.

Kristin: Lets start over. Okay, hes not skinned. He just never had skin.

Sally: *nods* Yes, Thats how I think he looks, he also has the long skinny, whip-like tail, horns, and a hunched back. You just know hes up to some evil deeds.

Kristin: Well, he is Satan.