Just a short little story, that I wrote about a year or so ago, for Beba :)

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the people used in his story, except for Becky.
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Becky heard screaming, so she ran out of her bedroom, to see all the jrockers holding Beba down on the floor

Becky: Wtf is going on here?!

Everyone looked at her.

Beba: BECKY!!!! Help me please!?

Becky: o.O First, someone tell me why your pinned to the ground.

Beba: Um...well...uh....

Gackt starts to tell the story

~*~Flashback~*~

Beba was sitting on the couch reading a yaoi fanfiction about Gackt and Hyde, when she heard something.

Hyde: Gackt, push harder! *grunts*

Gackt: I am! It won't go any farther!!

Beba: O-O Omg! *sets down laptop and rushes out of the room and into the kitchen* Where's the yaoi?!?!

Hyde, Gackt: O_O

Hyde: Um, no where...?

Beba: But I heard yaoi talking

Gackt: No, what you heard was us trying to move the fridge over. *points to fridge that was scooted out in the middle of the floor.*

Beba: No yaoi?!! T-T *stamps foot* I WANT YAOI!!!!! Now do what you two were doing in that fanfiction!

Gackt: ...

Hyde: O_O Wtf?!!? We're in a fanfiction??!?!

Gackt: Yep. They're all over the web -.-

Hyde: o.O And how would you know that?

Gackt: ...I, uh...I sneeked a peek...

Hyde: WHAT??!!?

Beba: Ooh!!! I know!! Why don't you two get mad and rip each others shirts off, then 'wrestle' on the floor!! Omg!!! BE RIGHT BACK!!! I am so going to get the camera. *starts to run out of the room, but stops and turns to the two.* Don't start yet!!! *dashes to get the camera*

Both: .;; .;;

Beba: *comes back with camera turned on and rolling* Alright, now action!

Gackt: ...no way

Hyde: That's wrong and we're not doing that.

Both: *Leaves the room*

Beba: Like hell you ain't!!!!! *jumps on Hyde's back*

Hyde: Wth woman!?!?! Get off of me!! Gackt!!

Gackt: *grabs Beba from behind and trys to yank her off*

Beba: . I'm not letting go til you agree to yaoi!!!

Both: NO!!!!!

Beba: *shrugs* Fine. *hangs on tighter*

Gackt: BEBA!!! LET GO!!!!!!

Die, Shinya, and Toshi come running into the room.

Die: O_O what the....

Toshi: Aw, sweet!!!

Shinya: Uh.....wow...Miyu? Miyu, baby. *picks up dog* We don't want you squished by these idiots. *walks over and sits on couch, still watching the fight*

Hyde: LET GO!!!!!

Beba: HELL NO!!! NOT UNTIL YOU AGREE!!!!!!

Hyde: WELL I'M NOT AGREEING TO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!!! I'M MARRIED REMEMBER?!?!

Beba: Well she doesn't have to know!!!

Gackt: God, just let go!!!! *still trying to yank Beba off*

Beba: Nope!

Hyde: Ugh!!

You and Chacha soon come, with Kyo right behind them.

Kyo: *slaps forehead* Not this again.

You, Chacha: COOL!!!!!!

Chacha: *runs to the kitchen* *come's back a few minutes later with popcorn and sits on the couch, next to Shinya*

You: Ooh! Nice Chacha. *sit's next to Chacha and starts eating as well*

Die: Popcorn? -.- Guys, come on, seriously?

Toshi: Popcorn? Who has popcorn?!?! *see's You and Chacha eating it* Ooh! I want some too! *runs over and plops down on Shinya's lap.*

Die: Great, not you too.

Kaoru: *walks into room* o.O What's going on?

Die: Oh, they're....well obviously fighting...over something....prolly yaoi.

Kaoru: I see... *stands and watches, along with everyone else*

Gackt: WHERE'S BECKY?! *still hanging onto Beba from the back*

Kyo: I think's she asleep still.

Hyde: WELL WE KINDA NEED HER!!!! GO GET HER!!! *trying to shake Beba off*

Kyo: Oh, no. I'm not going to wake her up. Last time, I ended up with a bruised cheek and busted nuts. I'm not gonna let that happen again.

Toshi: -laughs- Omg... she's just a girl!

Kyo: Girl or not, I'm never waking her up again.

Hyde: KYO!!!! DUDE!!!! HELP MAN!! WILL SOMEONE?!?!

Gackt: I AM HELPING!!!

Die: Guys...we might as well.

Everyone: *tackles Hyde, Beba, and Gackt to the ground*

~*~end of flashback~*~

Gackt: And that's where you come in...

Becky: I see...*falls to the ground, laughing*

Hyde: *looks at Gackt* Uh....she wasn't supposed to do that...

Gackt: I know...

You: *confused* Well what was supposed to happen?

Die: She was supposed to tell Beba, that what she did, was wrong...

Kyo: Yes, she was...

You: I see *shrugs, then gets up and goes to his room.*

Chacha: *gets up and goes to his room as well*

Hyde: Guys?!

Kaoru: What's the use of holding her down now? *leaves*

Shinya: Yes, I agree. *leaves too, picking up Miyu on the way*

Kyo: *layes back on floor* *gets up and leaves after a few seconds*

Toshi: Aw, man....this was supposed to be more fun. Thanks alot Becky *looks at her, and she's still laughing* *gets up and leaves like the rest of them*

Gackt: *looks at Hyde*

Hyde: *looks at Gackt*

Gackt: You thinking what I'm thinking?

Hyde: I believe so...

Beba: Yaoi? :D

Hyde: Nope.

Gackt: 3

Hyde: 2

Gackt: 1

They both let go of her and scrambled to their feet, and dashed out of the room.

Beba: *sits up* Aw, no fair you two. I just wanted to have some fun! *looks at Becky.* Hey, Becks, you ok over there?

Becky: Y-yea...I'm fine...*sighs, then turns to Beba* Hey, B, wanna go find us some strippers?

Beba: HELL YEA!!