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Author: East-0f-Eden
Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-08-09 - Updated: 11-08-09 - id:2739272

When You Give A Kid A Cup Of Coffee

When you give a kid

A cup of coffee

He’s going to want

A cup of sugar to go with it

And

A cup of cream

After that kid

Has the sugar cream coffee

He is going to want

Scones to go with it

If you get the kid a scone

He is going to want jam

To go with it

And this is a kid

So not just any jam

Will do

This has to be

Super Blackberry Smuckers Jam

And he’ll throw a fit

If he doesn’t get it

So you’ve got to get him

The

Super Blackberry Smuckers Jam

The kid

Will eat that

Super Blackberry Smuckers Jam

On the scone

So messily

That he’s going to need a napkin

To wipe up

But, by the time

He’s all cleaned up

His coffee is cold

SO

He’s going to want

Another cup

And if you

Give a kid a cup of coffee

He’s going to want…



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