Weird Laws.

Well we know how this is going to go. The Law will be stated, just a breif overview (most of them are kinda wordy, and my heads already starting to hurt from laughing so hard)

1. Texting while driving - Well, we all do it, and we all know it's dangerous. Quite a few text messages going around about people dying from it. Please don't text on your cell phones while driving unless it's absolutely necessary. (cause if you hit me, we gonna have a whole lotta problems. You ain't never gonna see that damn phone again.)

Okay, now lets start for real. They'll be organized by state.

Alabama -

~ Bear wresling matches are prohibited. ~

Section 13A-12-5

Okay. So your telling me that someone would actualy attemp to 'wrestle' a bear? What the hell is wrong with you people?

~ It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty. ~

Section 13A-14-1

Ha ha. You said duty. (Yes I know I'm immature, shutup.)

It's a felony too!

~ It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday. ~

Well you know those ghost elephants are getting pretty bad. I heard they might start coming out on Tuesday too.

~ Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death. ~

Dude!!! Thats like, my favorite activity! I guess I'll have to use sugar instead.

~ It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile. ~

Hmm... Now how am I going to attach this lantern. The headlights seem to be in the way. Darn!

~ You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time. ~

Where else would I put it?! I mean, I can't eat it!

Georgia

~ It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office. ~

Well ****. Were the **** am I suppose to talk to the **** *******.

~ Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs ~

Alright, who left the ass in the shower!

~ Goldfish may not be given away to entice someone to enter a game of bingo. ~

So can use a game of Bingo to entice them to buy a Goldfish? Old people love bingo!

~ It is illegal for one to make a disturbing sound at a fair. ~

God! I said excuse me, calm down!

Ohio

~ It is illegal to get a fish drunk. ~

Fine! Take the beer out of the fish tank!

~ It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road. ~

How was I suppose to know their was a lake beside the road? Not my fault the cow ran into the road and made the car crash into the lake!

~ If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour. ~

Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!

All for now. I'm tired. More will be posted soon.