Alaska

~ In Fairbanks, it is illigal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. ~

Understandable. Have you ever tried to shoot a drunk moose? It's practically impossible when they weave just as you pull the trigger.

~ While it is legal to shoot bears, waking sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited. ~

So can you wake a sleeping bear to shoot it? Damn bear killers.

Arizona

~ In Tucson, it is illigal for women to wear pants. ~

Oh my god! It's like straight guy heaven!

California

~ In Los Angeles, a man may legally beat his wife with a leather strap, as long as it is less than two inches wide, or she gives him permission to use a wider strap. ~

Ooo! Kinky...

~ In Pacific Groove, "molesting" butterflies can result in a $500 fine. ~

You freakin' butterfly molesters!!!

~ It is illigal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license. ~

See, mice should have rights too!

Connecticut

~ In Hartford, it is illegal to educate a dog. ~

You just want the damn dog to shit in the house don't you?

Flordia

~ In Sarasota, it is illegal to sing while wearing a bathing suit. ~

Oh. Well, I guess we gotta go skinny dippin' then.

Georgia

~ In Quitman, it is illegal for a chicken to cross a road. ~

Bet you ducks can cross the road though! But seriously, who are they goning to put in jail if the chicken does cross the road? I've never hear of chicken jail...Sounds yummy though.

~ It is illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless the shades are down. ~

Shoot, how would you feel if some body was changing your clothes and folks just starin' as they walked by. Violated, that's how.

Idaho (Yes you are. I'm so immature.)

~ Also in Pocatello, ``It is prohibited for pedestrians and motorists to display frowns, grimaces, scowls, threatening and glowering looks, gloomy and depressed facial appearances, generally all of which reflect unfavorably upon the city's reputation.'' ~

Must be a pretty depressing place if they had to make it illeagal for folks to frown.

~ Boxes of candy given as romantic gifts must weigh more than 50 pounds. ~

*Begins to drool* Hey honey! I know were we should move to!!

Illinois

~ In Guernee, it is illegal for women weighing more than 200 pounds to ride horses in shorts. ~

And rightly so. No offence peoples, but I know you got a bad image after reading that.

~ In Joliet, it is illegal to mispronounce the name Joliet. ~

Don't nobody want to say your funny sounding, messed up town name! (Sorry people of Joliet)

Indiana

~ Monkeys are forbidden to smoke cigarettes in South Bend. ~

Something is seriously wrong with you people. Who in thier right mind gives a money a cigarette? It'll probably light it's poo on fire and throw it at you!

Kansas

~ In Natoma, it is illegal to throw a knife at anyone wearing a striped shirt. ~

I can understand why Dorathey didn't want to be in Kansas anymore.

Kentucky

~ It is illegal for a woman to appear in a bathing suit on a highway unless she is: escorted by at least two police officers; armed with a club; or lighter than 90 pounds or heavier than 200 pounds. The ordinance also specifically exempts female horses from such restrictions. ~

I'm just going to shake my head and move on.

Louisiana

~ In New Orleans, fire trucks are required by law to stop at all red lights. ~

You better start filling some buckets and put the damn fire out your self. Fire trucks gonna be a while.

~ In Rumford, it is illegal for a tenant to bite his/her landlord. ~

Can the landlord bite the tenant?

Maryland

~ In Baltimore, it is illegal to wash or scrub sinks, no matter how dirty they get. ~

That's just nasty...

~ It's illegal to mistreat oysters. ~

Would eating them be considered mistreatment?

Massachusetts

~ In Boston, it is illegal to take a bath unless one has been ordered by a physician to do so. ~

Well, you are sitting in your own wet dirt... (got that off iCarly. Don't knock it!)

Michagan

~ So my dentist can fix my car...interesting.

Minnesota

~ Women may face up to 30 days in jail if they impersonate Santa Claus. ~

Can we impersonate Mrs. Clause?

~ It's illegal to tease skunks.~

What slow MF would actually tease a freaking skunk?! You must like tomato juice.