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This is tongue-in-cheek. Don't take this advice, it's just more holiday silliness from someone who hasn't gotten alot of sleep and obviously has too much time on her hands.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Words: 61 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-19-09 - Status: Complete - id: 2742901
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Sauce 'Em
If the pumpkin pie is stringy;
if the rolls are rocks;
if the mash potatoes are runny;
if the turkey is tough;
if the meal is about to go badly…
children, underfoot and surly,
men, unhelpful as unhelpful as well—
always;
then the wise cook prays in thanks that she has whiskey,
that she has it in a'plenty.
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