|Our Relationship Is Like A Bank
Author: M. Soames PM
...it needs a bailout because it is too big to fail."Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Romance - Words: 131 - Published: 11-26-09 - Status: Complete - id: 2745459
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Sorry, Darling, but this comedic venture of ours must to an end finally come:
Here is my handkerchief, I knew you would cry, but tut! You knew we'd come undone
After that rogue baseball hit your sister and I laughed. Do you remember that night?
You said "Our relationship is like a bank, it needs a bailout because it is too big to fail."
Lehman's way we go! But see, here, give me your left hand – that I might
Pluck this gem, the one from Christmas. Stop, stop! No more, do not wail!
I loved you once, to be sure, but my family I love more, and to go on and shun
Them any longer would be a capital crime in God's court. Now, cheer up! Some rum?