A gentle breeze blew across the blond teenagers face. Other than the island she sat upon, ocean spread out for as far as Stacy could see. She paced across the island, getting annoyed at how late he was. "I will kill Tiger when he gets here."

"Calm down my master, I'm sure he has a good reason."

"Good point Alto, he's probably playing video games."

Stacy and Alto had traveled together on many adventures, but for this growing threat, they decided to call upon their friend for assistance. At first, Stacy didn't appear to be that powerful, but her skills with her twin blades were unmistakable. She knew her strength was not hers along, but due to Alto's power. He was not a human, but a lunar sprit. He looked just like a wolf. Ever since they met, they shared a bond that allowed them to share their power. It allowed Alto to survive in the world of humans, and gave Stacy tremendous new powers.

"All right, that long description is over, doesn't that mean it's time for the other hero to show up?" Stacy complained.

Silence was her only response.

"There is only one thing to do at a time like this," Alto stated.

"I agree completely," she said with a look of complete seriousness on her face.

"Random dance party!" they shouted in unison. They then proceeded to do the salsa, mamba, Chinese water ballet, along with a number of other dances that may or may not exist, and concluded with Alto's favorite, the tango. After Alto signaled the end of the world by dancing, they were exhausted. Finally, two figures approached them.

"It's about time Tiger," she said as the one landed on the island beside her.

"Sorry I'm late, I was distracted by a very shiny coin," Tiger replied.

"And who is this loser anyway; it isn't Saix from Kingdom Hearts."

"Oh, just some loser."

The other person was incased in black armor with blue trim. He carried a blade by his side and appeared to be a powerful warrior. "Don't make me cause bad things to happen to you," he said to Tiger.

"Well at least I brought the toaster and calculator," the mentally unstable one said holding the two objects

"And I brought pumpernickel break," the thus unnamed warrior said.

"Good enough!" Stacy eagerly replied.

"So, you guys know the mission," Alto said attempting to alleviate the randomness of this situation.

"Yep, the cows have summoned an army of bananas to take over the moon and we have to stop him!" Tiger said.

"Wow Tiger, you actually know something."

"Shut it Xlyke."

"Is that even a real name?" Stacy replied.

"No, because he keeps spelling it wrong," the warrior apparently not named Xlyke said, "It's Xylek."

"I've still never hear of it," Stacy said.

"Well it's really popular in Romania," Xylek stated

"Really?"

"Have you been to Romania?"

"No."

"Then sure!"

With that, Tiger opened up the portal in the ground and they jumped into it, heading toward great adventures.

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A/N: And thus, the strange adventure has started. This isn't the best random thing I've written, but the next chapters will be more comical. Also, thanks to Stacy and Xylek for the use of their characters.