Hello there! OK, so none of these views are my own, they are all based on the most ridiculous sterotypes we have of people in various countries. I even poke fun at my own precious Britain just to keep things even. Hope you all enjoy it :)

Cosmopolitan Romances

Of all my crazy partners
I'm not sure which worst
They came from all around the world
Now where should I start first

My first was some fat Yankee
From across the pond
Gun toting' with his cowboy hat
Donuts for brekkie is wrong!

Next came a big Aussie Jock
Shrimps on a Barbie! What's that?
He sobbed at this years Ashes
The silly Aussie brat!

So then I flew to France
And met a smelly French frog
When I got mad about his garlic stench
He fled the cowardly dog!

I crossed the Rhine to Deutschland
For an efficient square head Kraut
He thought they should rule the world
The fascist brown shirt lout

Then I met wacky Jap, Wong
He introduced me to sushi
But all he did was travel
The camera crazy loony!

I found myself in Mexico
Where going out is a no go
I met a loopy Latino
Who couldn't handle his taco

My final stop was Arabia
There I was scared to be alone
They all came to me with back packs!
Begging me to bring them home!

I went back home to Britain
Cause surely we are the best
Alas, all we do is hunt and drink tea
We're just as bad as the rest!

~Sunday 17th January 2010~