|The Cat Sorceress who banishes cretins
Author: PowerfulWizardofLore34 PM
Part human, part cat, her name is Bloomeelia. She banishes cretins, and she is our friend. But do not upset her, or on her mercy you'll depend.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Words: 105 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 01-19-10 - Status: Complete - id: 2765903
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There exists a cat sorceress, who banishes cretins.
She does this for various reasons.
She is my friend, upon her we all depend.
Her name is Bloomeelia, this I can tell ya,
She's part human-part cat, and her great beauty and wisdom she'll sell ya!
For what price? Catnip of course!
Bloomeelia likes most people, except those who are rude.
Those people are cretins, don't let them near your food.
Bloomeelia lives in the magical kingdom of Sploot,
The name sounds silly, but it's all true,
And if you tell me it's all lies, Bloomeelia will hiss at you!