I've been reading a lot of smut recently, I feel really dirty xD And like…more-than-two-people sex (we're not going to get into HOW MANY exactly people were involved) It's really not my fault, though; bandom-writers have a thing for smut, as I see. Not that I'm completely opposed to it ^^

(Whut? What just happened? I didn't write that… .')

Anywho. I still don't have a life, I'm still working on finishing Christmas presents (coughcoughBBAL'scough) and I also need to finish that New Year's thing in sequel to Ella's present. Also, it annoys me when people spell sequel wrong. IT'S E, NOT AN A.

I also have an Asian bias. It's actually a little bit pathetic xP

THIS IS CRACK. I SWEAR. (wtf is wrong with me?) AND BEWARE OF CAPSLOCK ABUSE FRSRS T.T

OMG STOP TYING SETH YOU'RE KILLING ME

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Vincetastic The Spice Bomb & immatureinabottle

In which Seth bothers Vincent about masturbation, and Vincent spies on Seth from his bathroom window.

All discussed through online chat.

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dontgobreakinmyheart is Vincent

caleeeebreee (and then soon enough, immatureinabottle) is Seth

/anything like this/ means that it was going to be sent as a message but then backspaced

i'm such a geek, i know

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2:30 pm, Saturday, January 30, 2010

dontgobreakinmyheart has logged on.

caleeeebreee has logged on.

dontgobreakinmyheart: wtf seth change your username

caleeeebreee: but i don't have anything better to change it toooooo

dontgobreakinmyheart: why the hell did you put caleeeebreee?

caleeeebreee: b/c it was the first thing i read!

dontgobreakinmyheart: what?

caleeeebreee: i was on ms word and the thing was like, 'calibri body' and i was like, okay

dontgobreakinmyheart: wtf? no dude, change it

caleeeebreee: fine

caleeeebreeehas changed their name to immatureinabottle

immatureinabottle: better?

dontgobreakinmyheart: yes, very

dontgobreakinmyheart: also fitting

immatureinabottle: shut up

dontgobreakinmyheart: make me

immatureinabottle: i won't

dontgobreakinmyheart: good

immatureinabottle: wtf i keep getting these random eharmony ads on livejournal

immatureinabottle: DAMMIT NO I DON'T WANT TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT ON EHARMONY

immatureinabottle: I DON'T CARE IF YOU MET YOUR HUSBAND THAT WAY

dontgobreakinmyheart: o-o you're a fast typer

immatureinabottle: no, i'm just a spaz

dontgobreakinmyheart: yes

immatureinabottle: but you're a spaz too~~

dontgobreakinmyheart: i'm not a spaz. you're just immature.

immatureinabottle: ^^ i know

immatureinabottle: see: username

dontgobreakinmyheart: yes

dontgobreakinmyheart: it was supposed to be a pun

immatureinabottle: OH WAIT LOL YOU MADE A PUN VINCEY??

dontgobreakinmyheart: wtf vincey?

immatureinabottle: it's my new nickname for you :D

dontgobreakinmyheart: i don't want a nickname

immatureinabottle: but i want one for youuu~~

dontgobreakinmyheart: well then do something less girly than vincey :P

immatureinabottle: hm….

immatureinabottle: how about…

immatureinabottle: vincey-vincey poo? :D

dontgobreakinmyheart: NO

immatureinabottle: gar

immatureinabottle: fine

immatureinabottle: uhh…

immatureinabottle: vincetastic the spice bomb?

dontgobreakinmyheart: wtf?

immatureinabottle: IDK

immatureinabottle: you told me to give you a non-girly nickname

immatureinabottle: isn't that a non-girly nickname?

dontgobreakinmyheart: -_-

immatureinabottle: WHAT

dontgobreakinmyheart: IT'S DEFINITELY A GIRLY NICKNAME

immatureinabottle: HOW IS IT GIRLY

dontgobreakinmyheart: IT MAKES ME THINK OF THE SPICE GIRLS T.T

immatureinabottle: WTF

dontgobreakinmyheart: idek

dontgobreakinmyheart: your girliness is rubbing off on me -.-

immatureinabottle: i don't have girliness! D:

dontgobreakinmyheart: you definitely do

immatureinabottle: NO I DON'T .

dontgobreakinmyheart: no, you kind of do :P

immatureinabottle: well…well…

immatureinabottle: you do too! just look at your username!

dontgobreakinmyheart: wtf does that have to do with anything?

immatureinabottle: 'don't go breakin my heart'? isn't that from ella enchanted?

dontgobreakinmyheart: it's from chicken little too!

immatureinabottle: exactly!

dontgobreakinmyheart: what????

immatureinabottle: YOU'RE TAKING MOVIE-SONG-QUOTES. THAT IS DEFINITELY A GIRLY THING

dontgobreakinmyheart: IT DEFINITELY IS NOT. WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING.

immatureinabottle: YOU'RE GIIIRRRLLLYYY~

dontgobreakinmyheart: NO I'M NOT.

dontgobreakinmyheart: I JUST APPRECIATE DISNEY MOVIES.

immatureinabottle: DISNEY MOVIES SUCK

immatureinabottle: THEY SUCK BALLS

immatureinabottle: KIND OF LIKE ME ;D

dontgobreakinmyheart: …unnecessary

immatureinabottle: but i'm unnecessary 8D

dontgobreakinmyheart: you are e_e

immatureinabottle: wth is that supposed to be?

dontgobreakinmyheart: it's like a face

immatureinabottle: what's the e?

dontgobreakinmyheart: IT'S AN EYE.

immatureinabottle: it doesn't look like an eye .

dontgobreakinmyheart: well pretend it does

immatureinabottle: u___u

immatureinabottle: see, those look more like eyes

dontgobreakinmyheart: fu

immatureinabottle: i'm not into selfincest, kthx

dontgobreakinmyheart: selfincest? o.O

immatureinabottle: like, if you have sex with yourself

dontgobreakinmyheart: is that even possible?

immatureinabottle: i think it's just called masturbation

dontgobreakinmyheart: oh

dontgobreakinmyheart: right

dontgobreakinmyheart: so wait, you don't masturbate?

immatureinabottle: noooooooo….

immatureinabottle: do you?

dontgobreakinmyheart: uhhh

dontgobreakinmyheart: am i required to answer that question?

immatureinabottle: WAIT LOL

immatureinabottle: VINCE YOU MASTURBATE?

dontgobreakinmyheart: i swear, if my mother was home and looked at my computer right now

dontgobreakinmyheart: she'll flip shit on me

immatureinabottle: NO BUT SERIOUSLY VINCE

immatureinabottle: YOU MASTURBATE

dontgobreakinmyheart: yes, why?

dontgobreakinmyheart: it's not that weird

dontgobreakinmyheart: what's weird is that YOU don't

immatureinabottle: whaaat?

immatureinabottle: i don't HAVE to masturbate, you know

immatureinabottle: i'm not like those horny teenagers .

immatureinabottle: BUT APPARENTLY YOU ARE LOL

dontgobreakinmyheart: shut up :0

immatureinabottle: I WILL NOT SHUT UP

immatureinabottle: I WILL BOTHER YOU ABOUT THIS FOREVER

immatureinabottle: FOREEEVERRRRRRR

dontgobreakinmyheart: but most guys are SUPPOSED to masturbate…

dontgobreakinmyheart: *mumbles to self*

immatureinabottle: it's ok, it's ok vince, i understand :D

immatureinabottle: so…

immatureinabottle: what do you masturbate to? ;D

dontgobreakinmyheart: i'm not telling you ._.

immatureinabottle: WHY NOT

dontgobreakinmyheart: because i never told you i masturbated in the first place

immatureinabottle: YES BUT YOU INFERRED IT

dontgobreakinmyheart: that still doesn't mean i told you

immatureinabottle: THAT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT DO YOU MASTURBATE TO

dontgobreakinmyheart: i'm not going to tell you :x

immatureinabottle: WHY NOT

dontgobreakinmyheart: why would i tell you??

immatureinabottle: BECAUSE I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND FOREEEVERRR~

dontgobreakinmyheart: no you're not

dontgobreakinmyheart: i don't have a best friend :v

immatureinabottle: wtf's a :v?

dontgobreakinmyheart: it's like a pacman

immatureinabottle: :v

immatureinabottle: ohh i see

dontgobreakinmyheart: it's from facebook

immatureinabottle: silly facebook

immatureinabottle: ANYWAYS

immatureinabottle: WHAT DO YOU JACK OFF TO VINCENT REILLY

dontgobreakinmyheart: I'M NOT TELLING YOU

immatureinabottle: i will bother you until forever

immatureinabottle: i will tell the whole school that you masturbate

dontgobreakinmyheart: idc

immatureinabottle: you should "c"

dontgobreakinmyheart: but i don't

immatureinabottle: but i wanna knoooowwwww

dontgobreakinmyheart: IDC

immatureinabottle: C'MON

immatureinabottle: PLEEASEE PLEASE TELL ME?

immatureinabottle: PLEEASSEEE?

immatureinabottle: I'LL GIVE YOU A COOKIE

dontgobreakinmyheart: you don't have cookies

dontgobreakinmyheart: i can see you in your kitchen

immatureinabottle: o.o stalker

dontgobreakinmyheart: no

dontgobreakinmyheart: it's not my fault you left your blinds open

immatureinabottle: O.O STALKER

immatureinabottle: WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME THROUGH MY WINDOW

dontgobreakinmyheart: BECAUSE I CAN SEE YOU

dontgobreakinmyheart: and you look angry

dontgobreakinmyheart: and you're giggling like mad

immatureinabottle: THAT'S BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU MASTURBATE TO

immatureinabottle: *giggles*

dontgobreakinmyheart: WELL I'M NOT TELLING YOU

immatureinabottle: aww come on

immatureinabottle: pleeasseeee?

immatureinabottle: i'll tell you a secreettt

dontgobreakinmyheart: no

immatureinabottle: I'LL TELL YOU A SECRET

dontgobreakinmyheart: I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SECRETS

immatureinabottle: WELL YOU SHOULD

dontgobreakinmyheart: I STILL DON'T CARE

immatureinabottle: I'M A NINJA

dontgobreakinmyheart: good for you

immatureinabottle: NO WAIT

immatureinabottle: YOU DON'T KNOW ALL OF IT

immatureinabottle: I'M A

immatureinabottle: SUPER SECRET SPY

immatureinabottle: ASIAN

immatureinabottle: NINJA

dontgobreakinmyheart: aren't all ninjas like that?

immatureinabottle: …no :o

dontgobreakinmyheart: I DON'T LIKE THAT FACE

immatureinabottle: what face?

dontgobreakinmyheart: the :o face

dontgobreakinmyheart: it's like a

dontgobreakinmyheart: little demented man or something

immatureinabottle: STOP TRYING TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT

immatureinabottle: TELL ME WHAT YOU GET YOUR SEXUAL PLEASURES FROM

dontgobreakinmyheart: x.x

dontgobreakinmyheart: i'm not telling you

immatureinabottle: PLEEEAAASSEEE?

dontgobreakinmyheart: no

immatureinabottle: PRETTY PLEASE?

immatureinabottle: WITH SUGAR ON TOP?

dontgobreakinmyheart: no

immatureinabottle: WITH VANILLA ON TOP?

dontgobreakinmyheart: no

immatureinabottle: WITH CHOCOLATE COVERED STRAWBERRIES ON TOP?

dontgobreakinmyheart: I HATE CHOCOLATE-COVERED STRAWBERRIES

immatureinabottle: WTF

immatureinabottle: asdf;lkjaweo;irua;lsdkjf

immatureinabottle: BLASPHEMY

immatureinabottle: YOU BASTARD

immatureinabottle: YOU CAN NEVER SAY THAT

dontgobreakinmyheart: who's changing the subject now?

immatureinabottle: oh…right

immatureinabottle: do you WANT me to ask you what you jack off to?

dontgobreakinmyheart: no, but it's nice to point out what a hypocrite you are

immatureinabottle: . meanie

dontgobreakinmyheart: naw i still like you :P

immatureinabottle: 8D YAY

immatureinabottle: NOW TELL ME WHAT YOU JACK OFF TO

immatureinabottle: WITH ORANGES ON TOP

dontgobreakinmyheart: /actually it's more like you on top / NO

immatureinabottle: C'MON

immatureinabottle: PLEEEAAASEEEE

immatureinabottle: *makes that begging position thing*

immatureinabottle: *pleading, yes, that's what it's called*

dontgobreakinmyheart: i can still see you, you know

dontgobreakinmyheart: you're definitely not doing that

dontgobreakinmyheart: you're just glaring at your computer

dontgobreakinmyheart: oh, now you're doing it

immatureinabottle: SO COME ON, PLEASE?

dontgobreakinmyheart: /as much as i love to see you on your knees/ NO

immatureinabottle: BUT I LOVE YOU

immatureinabottle: THAT'S NOT A REASON FOR ME TO TELL YOU

immatureinabottle: I'LL…

immatureinabottle: I'LL GIVE YOU A SMOOCHY SMOOCH

dontgobreakinmyheart: I DON'T WANT A SMOOCH FROM YOU

dontgobreakinmyheart: I DON'T LIKE GUYS THAT WAY

immatureinabottle: …

immatureinabottle: yes you do

dontgobreakinmyheart: …

dontgobreakinmyheart: what?

immatureinabottle: I HAVE A GAYDAR YOU KNOW

dontgobreakinmyheart: wtf?

immatureinabottle: YOU ARE GAAAAY VINCENT. I KNOW YOU ARE.

immatureinabottle: I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN HIDING IN THE CLOSET

dontgobreakinmyheart: i'm in my kitchen

immatureinabottle: figuratively

immatureinabottle: haven't you heard of idioms before?

dontgobreakinmyheart: you're an idiom

immatureinabottle: STFU

immatureinabottle: AND TELL ME

dontgobreakinmyheart: tell you what?

immatureinabottle: WHO IS THIS GUY YOU JACK OFF TO?

dontgobreakinmyheart: JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE GAY DOESN'T MEAN YOUR GAYDAR IS ACCURATE

immatureinabottle: WTF LOL DELAYED REACTION MUCH?

dontgobreakinmyheart: SRSLY

immatureinabottle: srsly my ass

immatureinabottle: you are, in fact, a homosexual

dontgobreakinmyheart: stop quoting shane dawson d:

immatureinabottle: w/e

immatureinabottle: tell meeee

immatureinabottle: D:

dontgobreakinmyheart: NO

dontgobreakinmyheart: I'VE TOLD YOU TOO MANY TIMES

immatureinabottle: you've told me like...

immatureinabottle: *scrolls up to count*

immatureinabottle: *gets lazy*

immatureinabottle: a lot

dontgobreakinmyheart: exactly

immatureinabottle: awww come on, please?

immatureinabottle: *pouts*

immatureinabottle: *and pouts in real life too*

dontgobreakinmyheart: no

immatureinabottle: *makes pleading thing again*

dontgobreakinmyheart: no

immatureinabottle: *plans on going to your house to pester you about it*

immatureinabottle: *and is bringing laptop*

dontgobreakinmyheart: wtf, why?

immatureinabottle: because it's fun to talk to you online :D

immatureinabottle: you're so cute!

immatureinabottle: *pinches virtual cheeks*

dontgobreakinmyheart: . no i'm not D:

dontgobreakinmyheart: and wait…which cheeks?

immatureinabottle: your face cheeks, silly ;)

immatureinabottle: yes you are

immatureinabottle: you are your seriousness mixed with sarcasm and smilies and retarded acronyms

immatureinabottle: it's all very amusing ^^

dontgobreakinmyheart: yes well

dontgobreakinmyheart: YOU'RE cute :P

immatureinabottle: …

immatureinabottle: what?

dontgobreakinmyheart: online, i mean

immatureinabottle: …suuuureeee.

dontgobreakinmyheart: seriously D:

immatureinabottle: i know, i know

dontgobreakinmyheart: no you don't. i can see you giggling.

immatureinabottle: i'm coming overr~

immatureinabottle: and still with my laptop

dontgobreakinmyheart: so you're going to talk to me through the internet

dontgobreakinmyheart: and yet be with me in real life

immatureinabottle: yup :D

dontgobreakinmyheart: wtf is the point of that?

immatureinabottle: my brother and i do it all the time 8D

dontgobreakinmyheart: you and your brother are weird e____e

immatureinabottle: THERE'S THE RETARDED FACE AGAIN

immatureinabottle: WTF

dontgobreakinmyheart: JUST ACCEPT IT LIKE YOU ACCEPT ME

immatureinabottle: I DON'T ACCEPT YOU

immatureinabottle: YOU AND YOU CALLING ME CUTE

dontgobreakinmyheart: YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING

immatureinabottle: IT'S NOT I KNOW I'M CUTE :D

immatureinabottle: NOW OPEN UP YOUR BACK PORCH DOOR

dontgobreakinmyheart: NO

immatureinabottle: WHY THE HELL NOT

dontgobreakinmyheart: BECAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU IN MY HOUSE

immatureinabottle: BUT WE NEED TO TALK

dontgobreakinmyheart: WE'RE NOT GOING TO TALK

immatureinabottle: BUT THINGS ARE MORE INTENSE WHEN WE'RE WITH EACH OTHER IRL

immatureinabottle: BESIDES I NEED TO BUG YOU ABOUT YOU AND YOUR MASTURBATION RITUALS

dontgobreakinmyheart: WTF RITUALS?

immatureinabottle: YES

immatureinabottle: I BET YOU HAVE A CALENDER OF WHEN YOU MASTURBATE

immatureinabottle: VINCENT YOU DIRTY BOY

dontgobreakinmyheart: WTF NO I DON'T

immatureinabottle: I BET YOU DOOOO

immatureinabottle: NOW OPEN UP THE DOOR

dontgobreakinmyheart: …you're not helping yourself, you know

immatureinabottle: JUST OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR

dontgobreakinmyheart: FINE

dontgobreakinmyheart: HAPPY?

dontgobreakinmyheart: YOU'RE GIGGLING LIKE A MANIAC

dontgobreakinmyheart: WTF STOP GIGGLING

immatureinabottle: oh, you know you think it's cute :D

dontgobreakinmyheart: /…it is/ as cute as you?

immatureinabottle: HAH. SEE? YOU CALLED ME CUTE.

dontgobreakinmyheart: I MEANT IT VIRTUALLY

immatureinabottle: GIGGLING IRL IS NOT VIRTUAL

dontgobreakinmyheart: IT IS TO ME

immatureinabottle: THAT MAKES NO SENSE

dontgobreakinmyheart: I MAKE NO SENSE

immatureinabottle: TRUEFAX

dontgobreakinmyheart: DON'T SAY THAT. I DON'T LIKE THAT.

immatureinabottle: YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT?

dontgobreakinmyheart: 'TRUEFAX'

immatureinabottle: TRUEFAX TRUEFAX TRUEFAX TRUEFAX

immatureinabottle: NOW WILL YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU JACK OFF TO?

dontgobreakinmyheart: you're still not helping yourself T.T'

immatureinabottle: i just wanna know D:

dontgobreakinmyheart: pestering me won't help it

immatureinabottle: hmmm

immatureinabottle: then how about

immatureinabottle: i do thiiss~~

immatureinabottle: *sticks tongue out sexily*

immatureinabottle: *cocks eyebrow at you*

immatureinabottle: *wiggles butt*

immatureinabottle: *licks lips*

immatureinabottle: did you know, vince

immatureinabottle: that i like it when you wear those red skinny leg jeans?

immatureinabottle: …

immatureinabottle: vince?

immatureinabottle: …

immatureinabottle: vince??

immatureinabottle: why aren't you replying?

immatureinabottle: why

immatureinabottle: oh

immatureinabottle: WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME

immatureinabottle: PUT YOUR EYES BACK ON THE COMPUTER DAMMIT

immatureinabottle: IT'S THE ONLY PLACE WHERE YOU SPILL YOUR THOUGHTS

immatureinabottle: *slaps you*

dontgobreakinmyheart: OW

dontgobreakinmyheart: THAT FUCKING HURT

dontgobreakinmyheart: A;LKDJ;AOIWEUR;JLKJAFD

immatureinabottle: you deserved it D:

immatureinabottle: you were staring at me

immatureinabottle: i felt ignored

dontgobreakinmyheart: …that doesn't make any sense

immatureinabottle: I VIRTUALLY FELT IGNORED

immatureinabottle: why were you staring at me, anyways? o.O

dontgobreakinmyheart: because i was seeing if you were actually doing those actions

dontgobreakinmyheart: and you were

dontgobreakinmyheart: .

immatureinabottle: ohhh

immatureinabottle: so you were staring at me~

immatureinabottle: you thought i was sexy ;D

dontgobreakinmyheart: no i didn't

immatureinabottle: oh, you DEFINITELY did

immatureinabottle: you stopped responding to my messages :D

dontgobreakinmyheart: you make no sense

immatureinabottle: i tend not to ^^

dontgobreakinmyheart: freak

immatureinabottle: i'm a freakaayy freaak~

immatureinabottle: i'll freak you up~

immatureinabottle: anyways

immatureinabottle: WHAT DO YOU JACK OFF TO

dontgobreakinmyheart: i'm still not telling you

immatureinabottle: *licks lips again*

dontgobreakinmyheart: i'm not looking

immatureinabottle: COME ON TELL ME

immatureinabottle: YOU'LL MAKE ME GO READ ANGSTY BANDFICS

immatureinabottle: WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS DIE

dontgobreakinmyheart: what?

immatureinabottle: THEY ALL DIE

immatureinabottle: IT'S SO DEPRESSING

immatureinabottle: SERIOUSLY

immatureinabottle: FANGIRL WRITERS THESE DAYS

immatureinabottle: THEY JUST LIKE TO KILL CELEBRITIES, DON'T THEY?

dontgobreakinmyheart: i have no idea what you're talking about n_n

immatureinabottle: that's because you're not as awesome as i am :D

immatureinabottle: and I don't jack off~

dontgobreakinmyheart: pff

dontgobreakinmyheart: please

dontgobreakinmyheart: i don't believe you

immatureinabottle: DELAYED REACTION VINCE

immatureinabottle: DELAYED DELAYED DELAYED

dontgobreakinmyheart: what?

immatureinabottle: it seems like that sort of response should be what you should have said

immatureinabottle: back when i said i didn't

immatureinabottle: first

dontgobreakinmyheart: well still

dontgobreakinmyheart: i know you don't :P

dontgobreakinmyheart: you liar you

immatureinabottle: how do you know? T.T

dontgobreakinmyheart: I CAN SEE YOUR BEDROOM THROUGH MY BATHROOM WINDOW

immatureinabottle: WTF STALKER O-O

dontgobreakinmyheart: NO I'M NOT

dontgobreakinmyheart: I JUST LOOK OUT IT SOMETIMES

dontgobreakinmyheart: AND I SEE YOU

dontgobreakinmyheart: AND I JUST

immatureinabottle: …

immatureinabottle: you just what?

dontgobreakinmyheart: i can see you

immatureinabottle: no, you say you just..

immatureinabottle: you just what? o-o

dontgobreakinmyheart: I SEE YOU JACK OFF

immatureinabottle: THAT'S GREAT AND ALL BUT WHAT DO YOU JUST DO

dontgobreakinmyheart: HAH. SO YOU ADMIT IT

dontgobreakinmyheart: YOU LIE.

dontgobreakinmyheart: YOU DO JACK OFF

immatureinabottle: FINE YES I DO

immatureinabottle: I DO JACK OFF

immatureinabottle: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING

dontgobreakinmyheart: WHAT DO *YOU* JACK OFF TO

immatureinabottle: OH, SO IS THIS WHERE WE'RE GOING?

dontgobreakinmyheart: YES IT IS

dontgobreakinmyheart: YOU GET A TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE

immatureinabottle: I DON'T HAVE MEDICINE

dontgobreakinmyheart: WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE SOME

immatureinabottle: *licks lips again*

dontgobreakinmyheart: what did you do that for?

immatureinabottle: i'm trying to imagine you jacking off :D

immatureinabottle: it's fun

dontgobreakinmyheart: wtf?

immatureinabottle: hey, i'm a guy

immatureinabottle: it's normal for me :D

immatureinabottle: well, it should be for you too, but you're special

dontgobreakinmyheart: T.T

immatureinabottle: i could jack off to the thought of any other guy jacking off~

immatureinabottle: except for taylor lautner

immatureinabottle: taylor lautner is ew

dontgobreakinmyheart: WTF

dontgobreakinmyheart: NO HE'S NOT

immatureinabottle: …

immatureinabottle: whut

dontgobreakinmyheart: sorry

dontgobreakinmyheart: reflex

dontgobreakinmyheart: XD

immatureinabottle: omg

immatureinabottle: vincent

immatureinabottle: omg

immatureinabottle: omg

immatureinabottle: are you…

immatureinabottle: are you…

immatureinabottle: GAY???

immatureinabottle: (and no, that's not lag)

dontgobreakinmyheart: what…

dontgobreakinmyheart: wtf

dontgobreakinmyheart: didn't we already cover this before?

dontgobreakinmyheart: you said you already knew i was gay :O

immatureinabottle: I WAS JOKING

immatureinabottle: I DON'T BELIEVE IN GAYDARS

immatureinabottle: OR ANYTHING

immatureinabottle: I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE

immatureinabottle: BUT

immatureinabottle: BUT

immatureinabottle: HOLY SHIT

dontgobreakinmyheart: …what?

immatureinabottle: YOU DIRTY LITTLE LIAR

immatureinabottle: LIES

immatureinabottle: LIES

immatureinabottle: ALL LIES

immatureinabottle: YOU LIE

immatureinabottle: YOU'RE GAAAAAAAY

dontgobreakinmyheart: YOU LIE MORE YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T MASTURBATE

immatureinabottle: THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT

immatureinabottle: OMG

immatureinabottle: I SEE YOU BLUSHING

immatureinabottle: YOU'RE BLUSHING SO HARD

immatureinabottle: OMG

immatureinabottle: YOU'RE GAYYYY

immatureinabottle: YOU'RE GAAAAY

dontgobreakinmyheart: why do you look so happy T.T

immatureinabottle: BECAUSE I FOUND OUT SOMETHING ABOUT YOU

dontgobreakinmyheart: WELL GOOD-FUCKING-FOR-YOU

dontgobreakinmyheart: STOP IT YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH

immatureinabottle::D

dontgobreakinmyheart: DON'T SMILE

immatureinabottle: I'M SMILIIINNNGGGG

immatureinabottle: OMG YES

immatureinabottle: WE SHOULD TRADE HOT GUY RECS

dontgobreakinmyheart: *facepalm*

immatureinabottle: ooorrrrrr

immatureinabottle: i could do this ;D

immatureinabottle: *crawls sexily towards you across the couch*

dontgobreakinmyheart: wtf why the creepy smile?

dontgobreakinmyheart: .___.

immatureinabottle: *brings laptop*

immatureinabottle: *touches you*

dontgobreakinmyheart: a;lewirjlj stop, i can't reach the keyoiaue;lkrj

immatureinabottle: *is typing while doing dirty things*

dontgobreakinmyheart: DUDE STOPAEL;I5JA;LWKEJR

immatureinabottle: *traces finger along your skin*

dontgobreakinmyheart: STOP DOING THIS TO ME JUST BECAUSE I'M GAY DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN DO THIS

dontgobreakinmyheart: YES A COHERENT SENTA;EWI;LKAJF

immatureinabottle: HAH YOU ADMITTED IT

immatureinabottle: *goes to your pants*

dontgobreakinmyheart: STOP

dontgobreakinmyheart: WHAT

dontgobreakinmyheart: DON'T GO THER

dontgobreakinmyheart: E

dontgobreakinmyheart: A;LWEJR

immatureinabottle: *is getting horny*

dontgobreakinmyheart: *is also gettinga wleirjal;wkejaf

immatureinabottle: LOL WAIT

dontgobreakinmyheart: WHY DID YOU STOP

immatureinabottle: YOU JUST SAID

immatureinabottle: WAIT

immatureinabottle: YOU DON'T WANT ME TO STOP?

immatureinabottle: I THOUGHT YOU DID

immatureinabottle: AND WHY THE

immatureinabottle: "*is also gettinga wleirjal;wkejaf"

dontgobreakinmyheart: I WAS GOING TO DELETE THAT LATER

immatureinabottle: omg

immatureinabottle: omg

immatureinabottle: omg

immatureinabottle: omgomgomgomgomgg

dontgobreakinmyheart: WHAT

dontgobreakinmyheart: STOP IT

dontgobreakinmyheart: YOU'RE GIGGLING AGAIN __

immatureinabottle: do you…

immatureinabottle: possibly…

immatureinabottle: do you…

immatureinabottle: masturbate to MEEE?

immatureinabottle: vince?

immatureinabottle: …

immatureinabottle: …

immatureinabottle: ….

immatureinabottle: weelllll?

immatureinabottle: …

immatureinabottle: ANSWER ME GODDAMMIT

immatureinabottle: …

immatureinabottle: THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER

dontgobreakinmyheart is away

immatureinabottle: wtf

immatureinabottle: why are you away?

immatureinabottle: why are you ;alksjer;aoiweur;lkjzx x09

immatureinabottle is idle

Last chat sent at 4:27 pm.