
Very stupid, funny thing I wrote a long time ago when I was bored. Under the category 'play' because it's a script.
Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor - Words: 819 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 02-14-10 - Status: Complete - id: 2775542
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Alright, this is a weird story I wrote when I was really bored. I'm not actually sure when I wrote this exactly, because I found it today in my computer. It's a little confusing to read, but I think it's funny. Anyway, enjoy!
The Story of I, You, Me, Anybody, Everyone, Everyone Else, Not, No, A Hornet, We, My, What, Friends, and more.
I: Hello, everyone!
Everyone: Why not say "Hi" to everyone else, too?
Everyone Else: Why only me?
Me: Yeah, say hi to me, too!
Everyone Else: You know whom I meant.
You: I do? She does?
She: No I don't.
I: no I don't. I am I!
Everyone Else: I meant me. As in I meant blah blah blah, me.
Me: Yeah! I know!
I: no, I don't!!!!
Me: You don't?
You: Yes I do!
I: no I don't!
You: Yes I do!
I: no I don't!
You: Yes I do!
I: no I don't! I am I. You are you. (Points to Everyone) and you are Everyone.
You: No I'm not.
I'm: Of course I'm not.
Not: You aren't me!
You: Of course not!
Me: I'm not you!
I: I'm certainly not.
Certainly Not: No, you aren't.
Not: No you aren't.
No: I am?
I: I. AM. I!!!!!!!!!!!
You: I'm not Aren't!
Aren't: I'm not I. She's I!
She's: No, I'm not.
No: Why are you talking to me?
Why: No.
No: What?
You: I'm not talking to me. I'm talking to No!
I'm: I'm NOT!
Why: What?
Right: What?
What: what?
Everyone: STOP SAYING 'WHAT'!!!!!!!!!!
What: I like hearing people say my name!
People: I didn't say anything.
I: Right.
Right: What?
What: What?
My name: You said 'what'.
Anything: Yeah.
Yeah: What?
What: What?
I: SHUT UP!!!!!!!
Shut Up: What?!
What? What?
I: STOP TALKING, EVERYBODY!!!
Everybody: I didn't say anything.
I: FOR THE LOVE OF…
Anything: did you say my name?
My name: no, you said my name.
You: I didn't say anything.
I: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just said AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: You sure did!
Did: What?
What: What?
You: I didn't do anything.
I: I was so cheerful when I came here. Now I'm all mad!
All Mad: I'm All Mad!
I'm: No, I'm not.
Not: I'm not!
I'm: No. I'm I'm.
Not: Oh.
Oh: What?
What: What?
I: Goodbye. I'm leaving this room!
Goodbye: Tell the other people too.
The Other People: Don't worry, I heard.
Don't: Why should I worry?
I: Because I'm mad as a hornet!
A Hornet: I'm not mad.
Not mad and I'm: Right!
Right: What?
What: What?
This Room: You didn't come to me in the first place.
You: Yes, I'm right here!
I'm: Right Here is there.
There: I'm There!
I'm: No.
No: What?
What: What?
You: Hey, where's I?
Where's: No I'm not.
I'm: I'm not Not.
Hey: Don't ask me.
Me: Hey!
Hey: what?
What: What?
She: Can we be friends again?
We: I was always friends.
Friends: I'm friends!
I'm: I'm I'm!
I: I'm I!
I'm: No, I'm not. And HEY, I thought you left.
Hey: I didn't leave.
I: I know. I'm still here.
I'm: Right!
Right and Leave: What?
What: What?
I'm: Nothing.
Nothing: Huh?
Huh: Did you say something?
You: No, I didn't.
I: I am I!
You: I'm still here.
Still Here: No!
Here: I'm here.
I'm: I'm I'm!
No: Okay.
Not: I'm Not!
I'm: I'm I'm!
You: Right!
Right: What?
What: What?
I'm: You're What.
You're: No, I'm not.
No: Why are you telling me?
Me: He's not.
He's: Right!
Right: what?
What: What?
Why: I'm not.
I'm: I'm I'm!
Not: I'm Not.
I'm: I'm I'm!!!!
Me: YES! You are.
Yes: what?
What: what?
You: I am what?
I: I AM I!!!!!!!!!!
You: (whispers to Do) Do you get the feeling she's not talking about us?
Do: Yes, I do. I think she's actually just talking in normal language.
I: YES! SEE?!?!?! AT LEAST SOMEBODY UNDERSTANDS! I'M NOT SAYING YOUR NAMES! I'M JUST TALKING IN NORMAL LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everybody in room: Ooooooohh…
I: Now that you understand, can we have a normal conversation?
Now: What?
That: What?
You: What?
Understand: What?
Can: What?
We: What?
Have: What?
A: What?
Normal: What?
Conversation: What?
What: What?
I: …
The End
Epilogue
The: What?
End: What?
What: What?
Confusing, right? Well, was it funny? :3
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