
One of my most popular and favourite songs of FAWM.
Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Words: 331 - Published: 03-16-10 - id: 2786052
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I. Am. A. Man.
Not. A. Machine.
Nature. Is. My. Friend.
I'mgonnarideawalrusintoBATTLE!
If you are the man who is the father of the man's father who is the brother of the mother's sister's roomates uncle in law
Then who the hell are you and why are you here
Your kind of creepy don't you know that?
I'mgonnarideawalrusintoBATTLE!
Look at my sword with it's green flashing lights in front of eyes
That hypnotize when the salt streams open I just hope you know
That your in for a war and we're going to fight
So pick up your shield, mount that horse.
While I climb on my WALRUS.
Tulip infested green holes, don't you look at me like your a carrot eating turnip licking scooter.
You know your high in your illusions contributions CAN YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY NOSE!?
AYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Yellow belly pot pig, you make delicious pie
Fields made of blueberry dreams, trim that beard, you FELLLA!
Stop now, yield later, ask questions, no.
NO!
I. Am. A. Man.
Not. A. Machine.
Nature. Is. My. Friend.
I'mgonnarideawalrusintoBATTLE!
I. Am. A. Man.
Not. A. Machine.
Nature. Is. My. Friend.
I'mgonnarideawalrusintoBATTLE!
Stop your awful flames
Silly rabbit, carrots are for retail in the produce section
AND YOUR IN MEAT
GET BACK IN YOUR COOLER!
NOW!
Stop.
What do you think your doing walrus man and walrus in a can is not a new fad
I'm glad cause I'd be mad if my walrus was in a can... so sad
So bad.
Stop this smoking and basil leafs, corned beef and sesame seed bagels on a street
with the homeless band playing for money for a smoke and drink
of bubbly bubbly hard liquor it's thicker
WALRUS I COMMAND YOU!
I. Am. A. Man.
Not. A. Machine.
Nature. Is. My. Friend.
I'mgonnarideawalrusintoBATTLE!
I. Am. A. Man.
Not. A. Machine.
Nature. Is. My. Friend.
I'mgonnarideawalrusintoBATTLE!
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