I heard about this new girl in town

And she's been saying a lot of stuff

Man the way she talks

She sounds pretty tough

She also sounds like a tool

Of the garden variety

She sounds like she could use a dose of

Sex sobriety

Your really small

That's what she said!

That's hard!

That's what she said!

I can't get it in the hole

That's what she said!

I like big ones

That's what she said!

It's so cute!

That's what she said

I work with meat a lot

That's what she said

You see what I mean?

She sounds so

Vile and disgusting

My virgin ears are busting

So dirty and seductive

Did I say seductive I meant productive

After all she really

Gets around.