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Epitome of Awesome
Author:
Negasi PM
A song for FAWM.
Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Words: 122 - Published: 03-16-10 - id: 2786092
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Velociraptors wear bathrobes

That's the epitome of awesome

They use fancy soaps

On their long-necked dinosaurs

How do they get up there?

Eating funny look birds

Ha ha ha ooh ha

Oh my look at the carrots

Velociraptor salad

Who wants a snack?

Nice wine rack!

I like it when you veloce my raptor

I want you to massage my adaptor

Talkin' shit with William Shatner

I keep a sniper in my pocket

Not any rockets, in my sockets

Like Peter Pan, mystery man

Oh ya gimme some ranch dressing

I like that good sauce

Ooh ahh hoo sauce

Agh it is growing my head my head

We like poker cards

Ride my bicycle

Ooh ya bicycle

Whoo whoo whoo!

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