So I loved this one girl

Then she broke my heart

Then I drove my pickup truck

And rode a horse

Then I worked on the farm

Said some more sad stuff

Yeah yeah in the country

More sad stuff

Don't get me to

Write a country song

I'd get it

All wrong

Don't get me to

Write a country song

I'd get it

All wrong

Gonna beat in her carriage

Bet she rides horses

Oh no her daddy's well

Is over flowing

So back in my pickup truck

I am not crying any more

Wind in my breeze hair

All that jazz

Don't get me to

Write a country song

I'd get it

All wrong

Don't get me to

Write a country song

I'd get it

All wrong