Salamanders make good snacks

Salamanders have crack

Crack is bad

Salamander is sad

There are lizards on my pizza

Do you want lizards on your pizza

I like lizards on my pizza

Oh no they pisared on my pizza!

We got lizards and gizzards

And some birds too

Seagulls and pigeons

Love to poo

Oh ya I got some lizards on my pizza

Nothing good rhymes with pizza

Lizards doesnt rhyme with pizza

That's not cool

Cool lizards

Lizards are cool

Me I'm just

A damn fool

So get them lizards off my pizza

Put em on the deck

I dont really care...

WHAT THE HECK?!