
Dysfunctional twin brothers share correspondence overseas. Add a hopeless crush, romance, and e-mail -- then prepared to be very afraid.
Rated: Fiction K - English - Family - Words: 344 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 04-21-10 - Status: Complete - id: 2799263
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Yo, Edward. How's school? Italy's so freaking awesome, you should, like, come, but I know you're too busy hitting on Mia ;D
Have you finally reached first base yet? ;D
- Brandon Schwarzkopf
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DEAR Brandon,
WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT.
- Edward Schwarzkopf
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Dearest Little Brother,
You know what I mean ;D
- Brandon Schwarzkopf
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DON'T CALL ME THAT D I was only born a second after you!
- Edward Schwarzkopf
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DEAREST LITTLE BROTHER,
Three seconds after me. And don't avoid the question ;D
- Brandon Schwarzkopf
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That's still not a lot!
- Edward Schwarzkopf
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You're still avoiding the question, dearest~~~
I saw David today, and the photo is attached to this e-mail. Don't you wish that cock was yours~? ;D
- Brandon Schwarzkopf
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What the hell have you been reading.
- Edward Schwarzkopf
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Punctuation erroooorrrrrr~ Now Dana will eat you~
- Brandon Schwarzkopf
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She's not in our school anymore.
- Edward Schwarzkopf
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I saw the Pope today. What would he think if he knew about your thoughts about Mia~~? OH, AND YOUR NOTEBOOK. 8D
- Brandon Schwarzkopf
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WHAT ABOUT MY NOTEBOOK.
- Edward Schwarzkopf
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You know what I'm talking about, bruederlein~~~ That thing the Italian teacher showed the principals~~
Where'd you get her underwear anyway? :|
- Brandon Schwarzkopf
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What happened to that book anyway?
- Edward Schwarzkopf
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You're not denying it~…
Confiscated.
- Brandon Schwarzkopf
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When will I get it back?
- Edward Schwarzkopf
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Never. Boohoo.
- Brandon Schwarzkopf
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I hate you.
- Edward Schwarzkopf
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By the way bro, how're you and Mia now?
- Brandon Schwarzkopf
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- Edward Schwarzkopf
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You know, we're stopping at Zurich on our way back. Maybe I should get some chocolate. And a piccy of teh Ponte Vecchio ;]
- Brandon Schwarzkopf
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Yeah, bring back chocolate.
Ponte what? :|
- Edward Schwarzkopf
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It's a romantic place in Italyyyyyyyy~ 8D Lots of jewelry stores, the poor boyfriends.
- Brandon Schwarzkopf
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- Edward Schwarzkopf
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What.
- Brandon Schwarzkopf
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What if they're gay.
- Edward Schwarzkopf
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POOR SEME 8D Love ya, otooto~
- Brandon Schwarzkopf
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Bring back chocolate.
- Edward Schwarzkopf
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OKAY 8)
Miss ya bro~
- Brandon Schwarzkopf
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Fuck you.
- Edward Schwarzkopf
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;DDDDDDD
- Brandon Schwarzkopf
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