Author: Kali Aurai PM
Just an old poem that I finally put on here, written about two years ago when I was in 8th grade. Some have described this poem as 'twisted' and an 'acid trip poem'. Read and put your own adjective for it.Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Words: 258 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 04-22-10 - Status: Complete - id: 2799360
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~~A little foreword... This is an old poem I wrote in 8th grade while being an idiot in Mrs. Tomanek's class with my friends, Katelyn and Mary. Amazingly, this poem has still remained alive for two years, and I still have it memorized. Many have told me to try to get this published--such as my sister, although her and my mother's view on this was that it was 'twisted' and 'disturbing', and then I was promptly asked if I didn't celebrate 4/20 as well--but I don't really know if I want my name to be associated with an 'Acid Poem'.~~
Sitting here all alone
Throw the stupid dog a bone
See the fricken' shiny star
Let's go drink at that new bar!
I wanna watch that anime,
See you crank that, oh so gay
Watch that Batman fly
Gonna go shopping, bye!
Zoom! Zoom! Went the cat
Lookit you, you are fat
See the elephants, I'm high!
Lookit them, they're pink, they fly
Now, now, bye bye
~~ Note: NEEEEOOOMMP isn't a word, or even something that is trying to be a word. It's just a random sound that means nothing. And if you're looking at it like 'How the hell do you say that?' it is pronouned 'Knee-omp'. And the words like 'lookit' are not misspelled or anything like that, this poem just requires random stuff to keep up its reputation. Review and tell me how 'twisted' you think it is, please~~